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jimmied (/ˈd͡ʒɪmid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who scatters small, cheerful errors over every surface and calls the result decoration. Pharrell became jimmied and sprinkled the table with crumbs while missing the glass entirely. jimmy capped adj. Reduced by drink to a state of elementary protection, careful movement and very limited verbal output. Diminic went jimmy capped and descended the stairs one guarded syllable at a time. jimmy hatted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every promise of discretion as permanently binding. Annahbella got jimmy hatted and began discussing private arrangements beside the fruit machine. jimped adj. Drunk by closing time, and gripping the conversation in three places so it cannot get away. Oumie was jimped, holding the taxi discussion together with three separate objections. jimpied adj. Having drunk enough to lose the evening's insulation, particularly in the legs and the route home. Sherlon was jimpied, shivering beneath his coat while insisting the bus stop had moved. jimpinged adj. Still drunk, and finding purchase in the evening by a succession of small, sharp decisions. Gaberial remained jimpinged, gripping the bar and directing everyone towards the night bus. jimpnessed adj. Too drunk to maintain a broad hold on the evening, managing only a few narrow points of certainty. Serly became jimpnessed and retained only the taxi fare, the coat, and the need for chips. jimpsecuted adj. Sufficiently drunk to appoint the nearest companion as a sweetheart and involve them in the journey home. Tracina got jimpsecuted and asked a stranger outside the pub to accompany her to the station. jimpson weeded adj. Of a drinker: hallucinating a hazardous garden between the pub and the taxi rank. Orvid was jimpson weeded and refused the shortcut, citing dangerous plants near the cashpoint. jimpsonned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the night journey for a harmless excursion through poisonous scenery. Cristino was jimpsonned and picked his way home through the flowerbeds after last orders. jimpsonweeded adj. Of a drinker who has turned the route home into a poisonous nocturnal garden. Quaylon was jimpsonweeded, warning the party about weeds beside the railway bridge. jimscalined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, with the route home becoming a restricted experiment. Veon was jimscalined by last orders and tested three taxis without entering any of them. jimson weeded adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every dark patch on the journey home for a poisonous plant. Shirika was jimson weeded and crossed the road to avoid an ominous patch of nettles. jimsonned adj. You are drunk and wandering through the evening as though ordinary streets concealed botanical hazards. Margary was jimsonned, treating the walk home as a careful passage through suspicious greenery. jimsonweeded adj. A drinker who has made the walk home a hazardous study of poisonous roadside growth. Tshai was jimsonweeded, identifying weeds with grave certainty beneath the station lights. jimthompsonited adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become a heavy mixture of iron, magnesium, and coat. Ranaa was jimthompsonited, dense with drink and immovable beside the taxi rank.