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jin-senged adj. You are drunk and proceeding by roots, forks, and whatever furniture offers temporary support. Kenzie-james went jin-senged before reaching the stairs and consulted the umbrella stand. jincanned adj. The state of being drunk and golden, poisonous, and best kept away from curious hands. Joevani was jincanned, gleaming beneath the pub sign and alarming anyone who offered assistance. jineologied adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the queue for coats into a serious theory of liberation. Xylia got jineologied and reorganised the cloakroom queue according to principles nobody had requested. jing pinged adj. Reduced by drink to a high, two-stringed complaint about the taxi, the coat, and the distance home. Ken was jing pinged, producing a thin musical objection whenever anyone mentioned the bus. jing-janged adj. Softened by drink into an item of misplaced confidence, repeatedly checking that the coat is still on. Trevaris was jing-janged and spent the walk home adjusting his coat with solemn concentration. jingalled (/ˈd͡ʒɪnɡɔːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a heavy, swivelling argument that fires whenever the journey home is mentioned. Xaniel was jingalled, braced against the bar and loudly redirecting the taxi plan. jingbanged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person carrying the entire evening home in one bundle. Moncheri was jingbanged, moving carefully with three coats and somebody else's umbrella. jinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening's essence and is running home on borrowed substance. Ebbonie was jinged, conserving the last of her energy for the walk from the station. jinghued adj. Drunk and producing a thin, high accompaniment to every stage of the journey home. Keelia was jinghued, bowing a plaintive tune while the group searched for the night bus. jingjued adj. Drunk to the point where the walk home becomes an elaborate opera, performed chiefly for the cloakroom. Aloysia was jingjued, delivering grand farewells while still holding the coat ticket. jingkoed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you confidently identifying a tree by an obsolete spelling. Daquez became jingkoed and corrected the menu's botanical terminology. jingle belled (/ˈd͡ʒɪŋɡl̩ bɛld/) adj. Of a drinker: fitted, in spirit, with a loose clapper and an obligation to announce every movement. Lenasia went jingle belled through the hall, alerting the household before reaching the stairs. jingle brainsed adj. A drinker who has exchanged sober judgement for a wild, whimsical and notably irresponsible internal percussion. Aldus went jingle brainsed and proposed conducting the meeting from inside the coat cupboard. jingle mailed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered the keys to his own judgement and posted them elsewhere. Sharal became jingle mailed and entrusted the flat keys to the landlord's bewildered terrier. jingle shelled adj. Describing a drinker who has become thin-walled, translucent in intention, and liable to attach himself to any surface. Suchir was jingle shelled, allowing the entire evening's motives to show through him. jingle-brainsed adj. A drinker so far gone that caprice has acquired both momentum and a loose metallic accompaniment. Vritika became jingle-brainsed and attempted to negotiate with the pub's coat stand.