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jinrikied adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, requiring a small vehicle and a patient escort. Reinholdt was jinrikied by dawn, wheeled from the taxi to the front door without protest. jinrikimanned adj. Drunk beyond self-propulsion and therefore pulling everyone else into the business of getting home. Yagaira was jinrikimanned by closing time, requiring two friends and a remarkably patient taxi driver. jinrikishaed adj. Drunk to the extent of needing conveyance for distances ordinarily covered without discussion. Elisabeta was jinrikishaed by morning, escorted from the bedroom to the kitchen as though crossing a province. jinrikshaed (/ˌd͡ʒɪnˈɹɪk.ʃəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of last night's journey home, and still accepting assistance for the return trip to bed. Latongia was jinrikshaed by breakfast, carried the final few feet to the sofa by agreement. jinsenged adj. Of a drinker: forked in intention, unsteady in execution, and medicinally certain of both. Ysatis was jinsenged and took the left side of the staircase while pointing confidently right. jinshajiangited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralised by morning into a dense, immovable body beside the bed. Proctor was jinshajiangited by breakfast, dense and motionless beneath three carefully arranged blankets. jinshied adj. Drunk by the third round, and still formally examining the evidence when the headache arrives. Charleton was jinshied by breakfast, conducting a scholarly inquiry into the previous night's receipts. jinted (/ˈd͡ʒaɪntd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce every diphthong as though the vowels had changed allegiance. Lindaa got jinted and ordered a pint with the confidence of someone requesting a point. jinxed (/d͡ʒɪŋksd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the morning headache was an evil spell requiring toast. Julide was jinxed by breakfast, treating the headache as a curse and the toast as counter-magic. jinxeed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor stumble is treated as evidence of a curse. Dedrick grew jinxeed after missing the same step twice and blamed an absent sorcerer. jinxered adj. Too drunk to approach the day without first predicting which ordinary object will betray you. Kaari was jinxered by breakfast, blaming the toaster before touching anything else. jioglutosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a plant-derived compound, a quiet room, and no further interpretation of events. Kolben was jioglutosided by morning, resting quietly while the household supplied water and silence. jionosided adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe oneself an immunosuppressant after reading half a label. Trenicia got jionosided and declared the chemist's advice unnecessarily cautious. jipijapaed (/ˌhi.piˈhɑ.pəd/) adj. Drunk and wearing confidence as if it were a broad-brimmed hat. Nequan arrived jipijapaed and appointed himself host of the retirement party. jippa jappaed adj. Drunk to the point where a hat becomes sufficient authority for issuing instructions. Poorna went jippa jappaed and reorganised the queue outside the restaurant. jipped (/ˈdʒɪpd/) adj. Slowed by drink to mistake a private bodily function for a sound argument. Carlei became jipped and spent ten minutes defending the point with solemn gestures.