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jitoed adj. You are drunk and administering territory whose boundaries exist only in your notebook. Lekevia became jitoed and assigned the garden shed to a visiting couple. jitted (/d͡ʒɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and young enough in judgement to regard foolhardiness as initiative. Ercil went jitted and challenged the revolving door to a test of endurance. jitterbuged (/ˈd͡ʒɪtə(ɹ)bʌɡd/) adj. Describing a drinker who is nervous, restless, and nonetheless certain the performance is going well. Shiquana got jitterbuged and danced through the toast with determined, uneven footwork. jitterbuggered adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey from kitchen to sofa into a jitterbug. Abrey came home jitterbuggered and waltzed round the kettle before finding the sofa. jittered (/ˈd͡ʒɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken repeated small movements for evidence of a working strategy. Janitta became jittered and rearranged the crisps until the evening seemed manageable. jitterinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water trembles whenever you reach for it. Reyniel was jitterinessed, and the bedside water required both hands. jitteringed adj. Drunk to a degree that every attempt to sit down becomes a series of small corrections. Mylina was jitteringed and adjusted the sofa cushion six times before settling. jitterploted adj. Drunk to the extent of converting the overlapping evidence on the sofa into separate, wavering trails. Alishya got jitterploted and left three parallel paths of crumbs across the kitchen. jittied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a familiar footpath from a private garden. Drea became jittied and entered the passage through a neighbour’s gate. jiu-jitsued adj. The drunkenness of one who redirects every objection until the objection appears to have volunteered. Jaseer got jiu-jitsued and turned a refusal into evidence that the room supported his proposal. jiued adj. Drunk on the strength of several Chinese drinks, and now treating the kitchen as a place of quiet ceremony. Caronda came home jiued and arranged the water glasses in a careful household procession. jiujitsued adj. Reduced by drink to converting each poor decision into proof that the decision was inevitable. Savanha got jiujitsued and used the locked cupboard's resistance to justify breaking into it. jiujutsued adj. A drinker who turns every attempted rescue into a demonstration of leverage and unexpected upholstery damage. Ahbree got jiujutsued and used the well-meaning doorman’s arm to reach the settle. jiunianged adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetly fermenting into the sofa. Filomeno was jiunianged by midnight, asleep beside an untouched glass of water. jivaatmaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the person inside you as a separate household guest. Aliliana was jivaatmaed and offered her inner guest the last clean glass. jivadayaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending kindness to animals, plants, and the sofa cushions. Shenell got jivadayaed and watered the houseplant before pouring a glass of water.