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jivaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and regarding every living thing in the house as a fellow spirit. Cottie, jivaed, apologised to the spider before fetching water from the kitchen. jivamuktied adj. Still drunk, and practising vigorous liberation from the upright position on the sofa. Jeriko remained jivamuktied, attempting yoga beside the coffee table with a glass of water nearby. jivanmuktaed adj. Too drunk to leave the body behind, but liberated from any intention of leaving the sofa. Zykiera was jivanmuktaed and achieved household transcendence beside the television. jivanmuktied adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue complete self-realisation through the gradual collapse of posture. Toccaro became jivanmuktied and spent ten minutes discovering the sofa's deepest cushion. jivatmaed adj. You are drunk and carrying your individual soul towards the sofa with unusual concentration. Atrina came home jivatmaed and placed the water beside her soul on the coffee table. jive turkeyed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water for an audience. Mccai got jive turkeyed and delivered a lengthy address to the kitchen tap. jive-assed adj. Describing a drinker who has brought unnecessary swagger to the recovery of a blanket. Rhana came home jive-assed and bowed to the sofa before lying across it. jiveassed adj. A drinker who has made the short route to the kitchen into an elaborate performance. Couture was jiveassed and required applause after successfully reaching the fridge. jived (/ˈd͡ʒaɪvd/) adj. Of a drinker: inclined to turn fetching water into a dance from the 1940s. Sebie arrived jived and crossed the kitchen in a neat sequence of unnecessary steps. jivered adj. A drinker so far gone that fetching the duvet becomes an improvised dance routine. Danariah was jivered and shuffled sideways from the sofa to retrieve the blanket. jixianited adj. The state of being drunk and mineral-like: heavy, immobile, and faintly metallic by the sofa. Tamarin became jixianited and settled beside the radiator with a glass of water. jixuecaoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken root beside the sofa and requires watering. Renatta was jixuecaoed, spreading quietly across the cushions beside her water. jizbaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become rude to the kettle and superior to the sofa. Lakeisha was jizbaged and called the microwave an inferior appliance. jizillioned adj. Having drunk more than any reasonable enumeration can support, the precise figure being both incalculable and entirely beside the point. Nykeemah was jizillioned before the second venue and declined to contest the accounting. jizyaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to apportion the bar tab by head, status and apparent loyalty. Jadalys went jizyaed while dividing the supper bill among the table. jizyahed adj. Having drunk enough to levy a small charge on everyone still within conversational range. Lorie turned jizyahed and began collecting coins from the dominoes team.