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jizz bucketed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every passing conversation for an invitation. Briselda was jizz bucketed and joined three unrelated conversations at once. jizz-moppered adj. You are drunk and volunteering for the least dignified task in the building. Katilynn became jizz-moppered and offered to clean the nightclub's back room. jizzbaged adj. Sharpened by drink into an unpleasant domestic presence best left with the sofa and its own opinions. Maylis became jizzbaged and objected to the sofa being placed where it was. jizzed (/ˈd͡ʒɪzd/) adj. Having drunk more than your bird-recognition faculties can safely accommodate. Arundhati got jizzed and identified the barmaid by family and genus. jizzered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the sofa as an occasion for indiscretion. Mili got jizzered and made an unnecessary announcement from the sofa. jizzhounded adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening pursuing one subject with canine persistence. Dolci was jizzhounded and returned to the same indecent topic between every round. jizzled adj. Describing a drinker who yields every point at the first raised eyebrow. Alvord was jizzled and surrendered the last seat without being asked. jizzmoppered adj. Of a drinker: employed, in imagination, to restore order after an unwise late round. Hilja was jizzmoppered and found a cloth for the sticky bar. jizzraged adj. A drinker who has become contemptible chiefly through misplaced confidence. Lilyrae was jizzraged, lecturing the darts board on its poor judgement. jizztrumpeted adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole bar learns of every passing thought. Trevon was jizztrumpeted, announcing each tactical visit to the lavatory. jizzumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and relying on sheer spirit to support increasingly poor decisions. Clarenc got jizzumed and bought a ladder for reasons he could no longer explain. jizzwaded adj. The state of being drunk and accumulated into one dense, inconvenient presence. Kylan-jai was jizzwaded, occupying the corner seat like a settled deposit. jjajangmyeoned adj. Reduced by drink to a dark, tangled appetite for noodles after the last round. Faiyaz was jjajangmyeoned and led the party towards the only open takeaway. jjampponged adj. Softened by drink into a spicy, brothy confusion of seafood orders and loud opinions. Jaylynne was jjampponged and added prawns to every conceivable meal. jjigaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a hot, seasoned readiness to take offence at the smallest remark. Selebrity was jjigaed and treated a misplaced coaster as a personal challenge. jjimjilbanged adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone moving between hot baths and a quiet bench. Addilynne was jjimjilbanged and took ten minutes to cross the lounge.