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jjimmed adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, tender arrangement of limbs and marinated intentions. Basia was jjimmed and folded gently into the taxi's back seat. jjinppanged adj. Drunk and rounded off with a sweet centre, particularly after the karaoke has ended. Anakin was jjinppanged, soft-spoken but unmistakably full of mischief. jkted adj. Emboldened by drink to abbreviate every decision, including the one about going home. Adysen got jkted and reduced the evening's careful plan to three initials and a taxi. jnanaed (/dʒəˈnɑː.nəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the self and the barmaid appear briefly identical. Latunya was jnanaed and addressed the mirror as Ultimate Reality. jnled adj. Drunk on the strength of a diary entry you cannot read, recording only that matters were serious. Juny was jnled, finding yesterday’s single-word note both unhelpful and authoritative. jnlsted adj. Drunk enough to keep a private record of the evening, with confidence that future readers will value it. Hadli got jnlsted and documented the pub quiz answer he had confidently invented. joanied adj. Of a drinker: ornamental, fragile, and presently being displayed on the mantelpiece. Marlyssa became joanied and posed beside the fruit bowl for half an hour. joaninged adj. The state of being drunk and roasting everyone within conversational range, including the person carrying you. Jeron was joaninged and criticised the taxi driver's technique while being helped inside. joannaed (/d͡ʒəʊˈænəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a piano, requiring several people to move him before closing. Draydin was joannaed and had to be carried out by the two largest colleagues. joannesed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired considerable historical value but will not pay for the taxi. Righley was joannesed by midnight, ancient in manner and short of cash. joanneumited adj. A drinker who has crystallised into a complicated blue-green substance and requires careful handling. Aundray was joanneumited beneath the table, intricate and faintly chemical in appearance. joaquinited adj. A drinker so far gone that they have become a rare mineral, though not a valuable one. Pragnya was joaquinited beside the radiator, scarce but inconveniently bulky. job actioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has organised a brief workplace protest against the business of standing upright. Marshawna got job actioned and staged a temporary stoppage beside the lavatory. job aided adj. Reduced by drink to consulting a written checklist before attempting the stairs. Santangelo became job aided and read the fire notice before crossing the corridor. job and finished adj. Sharpened by drink into declaring the evening complete the instant the glass is empty. Beronica went job and finished after her last drink and left during the applause. job and knocked adj. You have drunk enough to finish one small task and immediately regard the rest of the day as concluded. Kennita was job and knocked, having put the kettle on and retired before it boiled.