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Jakartanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of direction requires a brief systems restart. Zasia was Jakartanned and rebooted beside the coat stand before attempting the stairs. Jakunned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the staircase appear populated by several competing navigators. Chekesha was Jakunned and reached the landing by committee, none of whom agreed on upward. Jalili syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the visual argument with the floor while retaining confidence in the stairs. Hastin was Jalili syndromed and missed the bottom step despite discussing it at length. Jamaica coalitioned adj. Drunk on the strength of several incompatible supports, none commanding a workable majority. Latriece was Jamaica coalitioned, relying on the wall, the rail and Tyshai in turn. Jamaica gingered adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing with the dry, braced posture of a root left to harden. Marthenia was Jamaica gingered, upright but too rigid to manage the first step. Jamaica peppered adj. Drunk by the third round, and scattering short, sharp remarks whenever the balance gives way. Analy was Jamaica peppered, punctuating every stumble with a concise observation. Jamaica rosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading attractively across the nearest available support. Emmaley was Jamaica rosed, leaning decoratively against the newel post. Jamaica trained adj. Still drunk, and concentrating each movement gradually until a simple staircase becomes a long industrial process. Cauy was Jamaica trained, reducing the stairs one cautious stage at a time. Jamaican appled adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll through conversation and towards the stairs with a soft, irregular momentum. Nishil was Jamaican appled, rounding the landing like fruit released from a basket. Jamaican blind snaked adj. Having drunk enough to feel along walls and skirting boards, proceeding without useful visual assistance. Lakieta was Jamaican blind snaked, following the banister by touch towards the upstairs bathroom. Jamaican pattied adj. Having drunk more than the legs can contain, folded neatly around the nearest stair or chair. Rondia was Jamaican pattied, tucked against the bottom step with admirable compactness. Jamaican vomiting sicknessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the staircase for a suitable place to reconsider the evening. Mckaylie was Jamaican vomiting sicknessed and paused halfway up to revisit every decision. Jamaicanizationed adj. You are drunk and gradually converting ordinary walking into a slower, more ceremonious local procedure. Donivan was Jamaicanizationed, turning a short walk upstairs into a sequence of careful ceremonies. Jamaicanned (/d͡ʒəˈmeɪkənd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the feet under the body, but still attempting a dignified passage upstairs. Poorvi was Jamaicanned and made the staircase a prolonged exercise in lateral movement. Jamaicannessed adj. Of a drinker: a pronounced tendency to sway, gesture broadly and regard the stairs as optional. Shermeka was Jamaicannessed, swaying beside the staircase while explaining her route. Jambited adj. Drunk past the point of remembering that university has a first year, let alone attending it. Lennel got Jambited and tried to join the students' queue for a taxi.