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joghied adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking with the composure of someone whose feet have resigned. Joe-lewis became joghied and gave the handrail a formal account of the evening. jogied adj. Drunk by closing time, and balancing each statement more successfully than each step. Yahire was jogied, delivering a polished explanation while leaning against the umbrella stand. jogpantsed adj. Drunk past the point of trousers requiring structure, and dressed accordingly the following morning. Oleksander was jogpantsed at noon, recovering horizontally from an evening of ambitious conversation. jogtroted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you moving slowly, regularly and with a persistent jolt. Hinerangi was jogtroted across the landing, each step arriving with the same unhappy punctuality. johachidolited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the drinker orthorhombic, mineral and difficult to persuade upright. Damjan was johachidolited on the sofa, pale and angular beneath yesterday's blanket. johaded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a communal reservoir, storing yesterday's rain and today's regrets. Shanera was johaded by breakfast, collecting cups of water from everyone who passed. johaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's remedy resembles a suspension requiring continual agitation. Sarah-lynn was johaed, shaking the recovery drink whenever its ingredients threatened to settle. johannesed adj. Drunk on the strength of one old coin's worth of confidence, still spending it the morning after. Bufford was johannesed at breakfast, presenting a single bright opinion as legal tender. johannited adj. Drunk since last orders, and greenly radioactive in manner, complexion and conversation. Thida looked johannited by daylight, glowing faintly beside the unopened curtains. johannsenited adj. Drunk by the third round, and thereafter crystalline, angular and increasingly difficult to move. Asifa woke johannsenited, occupying the sofa with a mineral's calm resistance. johared (/ˈdʒəʊhɑːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the morning's heat as an occasion for solemn immolation of plans. Behnam was johared by dawn, abandoning every proposed outing before the kettle boiled. johillerited adj. Too drunk to rise, and violet with the concentrated stillness of a complicated mineral. Averett was johillerited beneath the duvet, presenting a purple obstacle to the morning. john schooled adj. Having drunk enough to require a stern morning lecture from your own recollection of last night. Michale was john schooled by the taxi receipt, which supplied several points for reflection. john50'd adj. You have drunk enough to make the sofa a private refuge and the water glass an admission. Kawaun was john50'd, answering questions from beneath the blanket on the sofa. johnbaumited adj. Having drunk more than the body can politely absorb, and displaying a pale, hexagonal morning-after resolve. Syndie was johnbaumited beside the basin, arranged with mineral precision and little enthusiasm. johnboated adj. Drunk and convinced the floor is level enough to cross any room without altering course. Joel went johnboated and attempted the corridor as though it were a harbour.