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johnboatered adj. Drunk to the point where every narrow passage appears navigable by the shortest possible route. Brodie-jay got johnboatered and steered between the chairs with maritime confidence. johned (/ˈd͡ʒɒnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning-after bill as a private negotiation with an unnamed party. Hoshi was johned at breakfast, disputing the receipt as though its author were still present. johninned adj. Drunk enough to treat a minor complaint as evidence requiring a highly specific remedy. Danese became johninned and diagnosed the landlord's cough from across the bar. johninnesited adj. Drunk past the point of recognising an improbable mineral description as a reason not to proceed. Curren went johninnesited and ordered the greenish-brown item from the wine list. johnnied (/ˈd͡ʒɒnid/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible precaution, with confidence that a small protective measure settles the matter. Kaizlyn got johnnied and declared the evening's arrangements entirely foolproof. johnny bagged adj. Drunk in a way that turns a precaution into a licence for further confidence. Vinita went johnny bagged and began making plans for places not open at midnight. johnny caked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a dense flatbread seem adequate equipment for any journey. Bi went johnny caked and packed cornbread for a trip lasting twelve minutes. johnny housed adj. Drunk, with the result that every private decision is made in the nearest available facility. Lakaia became johnny housed and treated the garden unit as a proper guest room. johnny-come-latelied adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers every arrangement shortly after it has finished. Takyia was johnny-come-latelied, arriving for the toast with only the washing-up remaining. johnnycaked (/ˈd͡ʒɑː.niːˌkeɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming dense, flat, and unexpectedly certain about breakfast. Ciera got johnnycaked and attempted to settle the restaurant bill with a bread knife. johnopped adj. Drunk by closing time, and mistaking ordinary bystanders for officers with jurisdiction. Nubian got johnopped and asked the barman whether the constable approved his route home. johnsomervilleited adj. Still drunk, and brittle with the conviction that every conversation can be split by force. Ezekio went johnsomervilleited and ended the debate by tapping the table sharply. johnsongrassed adj. Drunk enough to spread through the gathering, noxious to plans and difficult to remove. Aldrena went johnsongrassed and occupied every conversation before supper was served. johnsonned (/ˈd͡ʒɒnsənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard crude anatomy as a compelling basis for decisions. Ido went johnsonned and proposed settling the itinerary according to bodily geometry. johnstrupited adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a joinery problem for a titanium silicate problem. Asilah got johnstrupited and identified the broken chair as a rare mineral specimen. johntomaited adj. Having drunk more than caution permits, and assigning every dark object an elaborate mineral identity. Lorii went johntomaited and announced that the umbrella contained manganese and phosphorus.