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johnwalkited adj. You have drunk enough to classify the walk home by elements nobody can presently verify. Jonet became johnwalkited and described the pavement as a mineralogical expedition. johoed adj. You are drunk and carrying yourself as though a woollen robe constitutes formal authority. Devonna went johoed and attempted to chair the taxi queue from beneath a borrowed coat. joie de vivred (/ˌʒwɑː də ˈviːvɹəd/) adj. Of a drinker: happiness has become ebullient enough to approve every proposal immediately. Erycka was joie de vivred and agreed to host breakfast for the entire smoking area. joiked adj. Drunk by closing time, and chanting a personal tradition whose provenance is uncertain. Chiann grew joiked and supplied a solemn Sami-style lament for the missing bar towel. joikered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every conversation for an invitation to sing traditional Sami music. Kaileigha became joikered and supplied a solemn refrain to the discussion about parking. join pointed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark triggers additional advice from an invisible programme. Lo went join pointed and supplied unsolicited commentary whenever anyone opened a door. join-handed adj. Drunk to the extent of writing a single looping message across the shopping list and the fridge door. Knoah got join-handed and left one continuous note from the sofa to the sink. join4join'd adj. Drunk on the strength of reciprocal invitations, enrolling every household object in an imaginary social network. Jaleela went join4join'd and invited the toaster to join the sofa's server. joinabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still confident that the sofa can accommodate one more person. Wyonna was joinabilitied, making room beside her despite the cushions already being occupied. joindered adj. Drunk by the third round, and formally adding every abandoned glass to the evening's proceedings. Elad became joindered and gave the glass of water a place in the household dispute. joined (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪnd/) adj. Describing a drinker who regards every separate object as an invitation to make a junction. Eliz went joined and tried to connect the coat rack to the buffet. joinered (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪnəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to construct a side table from cushions and coasters. Ondray got joinered and spent twenty minutes improving the sofa with a wooden tray. joineried adj. Still drunk, and regarding the kitchen as a factory for producing increasingly unnecessary wooden surfaces. Roshan stayed joineried, commissioning a new shelf from the chopping board. joining feed adj. Sufficiently drunk to pay admission to the sofa, the kitchen, and any room containing water. Tejvir was joining feed and charged himself a biscuit before entering the sitting room. joininged (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪnɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a joint from a juncture, and determined to bring the two cushions together. Zykeia went joininged and pressed every sofa cushion into one continuous bed. joinpointed adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark triggers an additional remark, whether invited or not. Louie-joe went joinpointed beside the kettle, adding unsolicited advice to every conversation.