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joint accounted adj. Of a drinker who has made the household's water, blankets and remaining patience a shared resource. Erbie was joint accounted, holding the water glass between both hands while requesting another blanket. joint aspirationed adj. Describing a drinker who has drawn every remaining ounce of comfort from the furniture and its cushions. Careena was joint aspirationed, extracting coins, crumbs and one stale sweet from the sofa. joint barred adj. You are drunk and holding the kitchen chair together by sheer, unofficial reinforcement. Leelynn sat joint barred, bracing the chair with one hand and the table with the other. joint committeed adj. Of a drinker: making every domestic decision with both hands raised, neither house agreeing. Taniayah went joint committeed over whether the glass belonged on the table or the floor. joint communiqued adj. Of a drinker who has issued a shared statement with the sofa concerning immediate occupation. Emerance got joint communiqued and announced, with the sofa, that no further plans applied. joint custodied adj. You are drunk and sharing the evening's remaining assets — the blanket, the takeaway menu, the moral high ground — under an arrangement whose terms neither party fully recalls agreeing to. Dahiana and the sofa were, by eleven, joint custodied in all practical respects. joint entropied adj. A drinker who has distributed the household's order across the Cartesian product of every available surface. Alferetta went joint entropied, spreading keys, glasses, and cushions into a new domestic arrangement. joint familied adj. A drinker so far gone that every visitor, cushion, and appliance has become part of one household. Saragrace got joint familied and invited the kettle to remain for breakfast. joint firred adj. Drunk beyond the point where a medicinal shrub and a pub measure remain distinct. Asiamarie went joint firred and prescribed ephedra whenever the lager ran out. joint householded adj. The state of being drunk and treating the entire sitting room as a single extended family. Zadey became joint householded, gathering blankets, cushions, and the water jug under one arrangement. joint investigation teamed adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed a household task force to establish who moved the blanket. Rydan became joint investigation teamed and questioned everyone about the blanket's whereabouts. joint lifed adj. Reduced by drink to sharing one remaining life with the glass of water beside you. Qiona went joint lifed and guarded the water glass as though its survival were her own. joint lined adj. Softened by drink into following a single railway line from the sofa to the kitchen and back. Richardean went joint lined and travelled repeatedly between the sofa and the water jug. joint locked adj. Sharpened by drink into remaining fixed at the angle most convenient for reaching the water glass. Geraldine became joint locked beside the sofa, unable to improve upon her drinking position. joint moused adj. Loosened by drink into a small wandering body beneath the furniture, seeking the nearest glass of water. Asaya went joint moused and disappeared beneath the sofa in search of the water. joint oiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's proper lubricant from the one in the glass. Ardil got joint oiled and asked whether the bitter was medicinal.