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joint operationsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine every available method of getting another round. Kinslee went joint operationsed, deploying charm, cash and a pointed glass. joint pined adj. Having drunk enough to stand leafless and medicinal, with a needle-like opinion on the next round. Snigdha grew joint pined beside the snug, upright but offering no shade. joint probabilitied adj. Having drunk more than one variable can reasonably explain, with every possible outcome equally represented. Kullyn became joint probabilitied and gave the same odds to stout, cider and a taxi. joint snaked adj. You are drunk and able to recover from any conversational dismemberment. Zaiyden went joint snaked after the argument, reassembling his point by the fruit machine. joint spaced adj. Of a drinker: capable of reaching every part of the pub without moving towards any of them. Ousman was joint spaced, addressing the bar, snug and lavatories in one sweep. joint tenancied adj. Of a drinker who has made every possession communal, with the contents passing automatically to companions. Saraphine went joint tenancied and distributed her crisps without consulting the owners. joint tenanted adj. Describing a drinker who shares ownership of the evening, including its debts and unfinished halves. Loujayne became joint tenanted and claimed the abandoned lager beside her. joint ventured adj. A drinker so far gone that every stranger becomes a business partner with a share in the next round. Cirra went joint ventured and offered the doorman equity in her kebab. joint willed adj. The state of being drunk and determined that every possession should pass identically between companions. Yolenda grew joint willed and left half her chips to whoever survived the evening. joint-stock banked adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the pub into a transferable institution with limited liability. Mavi went joint-stock banked and issued shares in the round. joint-stock companied adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's responsibilities have transferable interests and no reliable directors. Kanon was joint-stock companied, passing the breakfast decisions between several shareholders of doubtful competence. joint-stooled adj. Softened by drink into interlocking parts, requiring a careful lift and a patient assembly. Anngelica became joint-stooled and had to be fitted back together near closing time. jointaged adj. Loosened by drink into a network of fractures, none of them responsible for the movement. Dontay went jointaged and developed separate opinions in both knees. jointed (/d͡ʒɔɪntd/) adj. Having drunk enough to rotate at every household corner without moving the rest of the body. Rui went jointed beside the sofa, turning towards each voice while remaining seated. jointed cactused adj. Emboldened by drink to advance in prickly sections, stopping only when the furniture objects. Daeton got jointed cactused and crossed the snug in a series of hostile segments. jointed charlocked adj. Slowed by drink to a branching, peppery progress through the pub. Eleven went jointed charlocked and took four minutes to reach the lavatory.