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J-dramaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns breakfast, silence and one unanswered message into a serial. Marida was J-dramaed, reading the unanswered text again beside her untouched toast. J-euroed adj. Softened by drink into hearing yesterday's queue, kettle and headache as cheerful Japanese dance music. Jennavee woke J-euroed, bouncing gently while waiting for the aspirin to dissolve. J-horrored adj. Sharpened by drink into finding psychological tension and supernatural intent in the morning's ordinary objects. Zeidy was J-horrored, convinced the hallway mirror had retained details from last night. J-pole antennaed adj. Loosened by drink into transmitting in every direction, particularly about events others had hoped would remain local. Evelean was J-pole antennaed, broadcasting last night's account throughout the breakfast queue. J-popped adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo at which tea cools before reaching the mouth. Larnce was J-popped, taking nearly a minute to lift the mug from the table. J-rocked adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning's necessary movements into Japanese rock, performed quietly and badly. Ferrell was J-rocked, air-guitaring with the toast tongs before sitting down. J-schooled adj. Drunk past the point of reporting the evening without first delivering a lecture on its journalistic significance. Joandri was J-schooled, interviewing the empty glasses about their movements overnight. J-termed adj. Softened by drink into an informal January course, with attendance optional and academic content uncertain. Gaylene became J-termed and spent the afternoon teaching the pub a course in improvised geography. J-turned adj. Drunk beyond the point where retreat is possible without reversing first and ending up facing the same problem. Aavin was J-turned, backing away from the kitchen before arriving at it again forwards. J1'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you claiming ancient lineage while unable to locate your own socks. Sayani was J1'd, assigning the missing socks a distinguished ancestry before making tea. J2ME'd adj. Describing a drinker who confidently mistakes every simple task for a Java mobile application. Tuongvi got J2ME'd and tried to install a taxi on the pub's fruit machine. J2SE'd adj. A drinker who treats the entire evening as standard Java, and objects when reality behaves differently. Sara-eve was J2SE'd enough to claim the pub's furniture followed a documented interface. J6-erred adj. A drinker so far gone that a bad idea acquires the certainty and momentum of a public demonstration. Floralee became J6-erred and announced that the locked staff door was a civic invitation. J6er'd adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking disorderly entry for a form of legitimate participation. Emeal got J6er'd and approached the private function as though history had appointed him. JAD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies a complete description of the application before attempting to run it. Barbarette got JAD'd and presented her plan for leaving in several unnecessary fields. JAFA'd adj. Drunk enough to wake in a new city and regard every local as another Aucklander. Louard was JAFA'd, asking the hotel receptionist which suburb she came from.