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jongleured (/ˈd͡ʒɑŋ.ɡlɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who performs every ordinary movement as travelling entertainment. Tiffoni became jongleured and made the walk to the toilet a public spectacle. jongpened adj. Softened by drink into a local official, kindly administering the morning through slow gestures and minor permissions. Zamora appeared jongpened, permitting coffee in the sitting room despite yesterday's strict household rule. jongponned adj. Sharpened by drink into a district official whose morning authority extends chiefly to identifying the offending noise. Danton woke jongponned and located the dripping tap with impressive, unnecessary authority. jongseonged adj. A drinker who places every word at the end of the syllable and nowhere near its intended meaning. Bobby-joe was jongseonged, with each sentence collapsing at its final consonant. jonidanned adj. A drinker so far gone that descending the stairs has become the principal competitive division. Rishawn went jonidanned on the staircase, losing to the handrail by a narrow margin. joninged adj. The condition of a drinker who turns every wobble into banter at someone else's expense. Floraly went joninged and blamed the staircase for each missed footing. jonkmanskased adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every cupboard as though two drawers must be negotiated first. Bryley became jonkmanskased and searched the sideboard for the stairs. jonny caked adj. Drunk on the strength of a flatbread-based theory that refuses to rise to scrutiny. Wraith went jonny caked and proposed cornmeal as the answer to every remaining problem. jonnycaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and committed to a compact meal as though it were sound strategy. Arsalaan became jonnycaked and packed a fried cake for the walk home. jonokuchied adj. Reduced by drink to the lowest competitive division, with promotion postponed until balance returns. Asharra was jonokuchied and spent the evening losing to the first stair. jonqued adj. Softened by drink into a single unshaded colour, with no dark thought surviving the evening. Moorea was jonqued, pale and cheerful beneath the pub's yellow lights. jonquilled (/ˈd͡ʒɒŋkwəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fragrant certainty about the route home, despite missing the staircase twice. Assante was jonquilled and pointed decisively towards the wrong landing. jonsed adj. A drinker who has made one grand payment for the evening and mistaken speculation for solvency. Zacheus was jonsed and called the final round a long-term investment. jooaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking in a private provincial register from which standard conversation is excluded. Mavin went jooaled after the third round and left the visitors consulting a phrasebook. jooared adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening turning the route home into an archaic grain store. Yvanna was jooared, describing the taxi rank as though it were an ancient granary. jook housed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a small music venue into a personal refuge from vertical surfaces. Annaliza went jook housed and danced rather than attempt the stairs.