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jouissanced adj. Emboldened by drink to declare enjoyment wherever the morning offers even a minor excuse. Chasadie got jouissanced over the hotel soap and recommended it as though reviewing a restaurant. joule thiefed adj. Drunk and extracting just enough energy from the morning to illuminate a small, otherwise unmanageable task. Shagun was joule thiefed, using the kettle’s tiny light as evidence that recovery had begun. joule-seconded adj. Drunk to the point where each movement has acquired a long, ponderous history. Olle was joule-seconded, turning towards the window with the momentum of a slow planet. jouled (/d͡ʒʉld/) adj. Slowed by drink to one unit of effort per second, with the morning requiring considerably more. Nicholus was jouled by the stairs and paused after every step to reconsider gravity. joulemetered adj. Drunk enough to measure the morning’s remaining energy precisely, and find the quantity negligible. Daielle was joulemetered and calculated that standing required more energy than remained available. joumoued adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing restorative pumpkin soup from a national occasion. Prynceton was joumoued, eating soup solemnly as though independence depended upon the bowl. jounced (/d͡ʒaʊnsd/) adj. Drunk beyond remaining still, with every attempt to rise producing another small jolt. Adaleena was jounced by the bus journey and arrived at work in several separate movements. jouncinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning proceed by jolts rather than continuous motion. Adalen was jouncinged, negotiating the corridor in a succession of small, apologetic shocks. jour fixed adj. Drunk, with the result that every Sunday morning becomes a scheduled programme of recovery. Aleigh was jour fixed, presenting a monthly lecture on the necessity of staying in bed. jour printered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning’s account set in uneven type, with several lines missing. Neena was jour printered, reconstructing last night from receipts and a half-legible message. jouravskited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a dense, angular deposit at the breakfast table. Digby sat jouravskited beside the kettle, compact and mineral after the previous evening. joured (/ˈd͡ʒɜː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently claiming each abandoned task is evidence of professional experience. Ertie got joured and offered to repair the landlord's shelving using only a teaspoon. journal bearinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and sliding through the morning with no rolling elements to assist. Madelon was journal bearinged, moving smoothly only when supported by the kitchen counter. journal boxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining the evening’s lubricant in a housing from which little escapes. Torchy was journal boxed, preserving every drink internally while refusing to discuss the consequences. journalered adj. Sufficiently drunk to keep a record of the morning, provided someone else supplies the spelling. Xaedyn was journalered, dictating the breakfast account into a phone with grave precision. journalesed (/ˌd͡ʒɜː.nəˈliːzd/) adj. Having drunk enough to describe the morning in clipped clichés, with the toast described as devastating. Taianna was journalesed, calling the headache a fresh crisis in domestic breakfast management.