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journalinged adj. Having drunk more than the previous page can account for, and beginning a new record before breakfast. Tula was journalinged, writing carefully about the blank interval between the pub and the sofa. journalisered adj. Drunk, with the result that every event is recorded immediately and interpreted generously. Kortez became journalisered and wrote down his refusal to take a taxi as strategic. journalismed (/ˈd͡ʒəːn(ə)lɪzəmd/) adj. You are drunk and reporting the morning with confident headlines, selective facts and no named source. Mas was journalismed, announcing a major recovery despite having left the bed once. journalisted (/ˈd͡ʒɜːnəlɪstd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping a private record without appointing oneself its principal historical figure. Dariusz became journalisted and described ordering chips as a decisive personal milestone. journalisticsed adj. Drunk beyond treating every remark as publishable material and every listener as an audience. Arshmaan grew journalisticsed and supplied headlines for an ordinary disagreement about taxis. journalizationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns each impulsive decision into a permanent entry requiring later explanation. Mayon got journalizationed and documented authorising dessert for the entire table. journalizered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a private notebook seem an appropriate tribunal for the evening's decisions. Jenafer got journalizered and entered the name of everyone who had doubted her route home. journalled (/ˈd͡ʒɜːnəld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and documenting the morning with increasing confidence and decreasing accuracy. Taiya was journalled, claiming the toast had played a central role in last night’s negotiations. journallinged adj. You have drunk enough to revisit yesterday’s account, correcting details that were never established. Cas was journallinged, amending the taxi story while still unable to locate the taxi receipt. journeycaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a dense travelling cake as official provisions. Schon went journeycaked and prepared cornmeal for a voyage across the car park. journeyed (/ˈd͡ʒɜːnid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a short trip as a complete expedition, with provisions and a theory of arrival. Aloka became journeyed and packed crisps for the walk between two adjoining pubs. journeyered adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling under the firm impression that every wrong turn is deliberate. Ashanee was journeyered and defended the detour as an unadvertised scenic route. journeyinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and still travelling verbally long after remaining physically stationary. Eliza-jean became journeyinged and described crossing the room as an Alpine undertaking. journeyman's pieced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a finished demonstration of skill from an object assembled during an argument. Maissane was journeyman's pieced and presented the crooked shelf as proof of mastery. journeymanned (/ˈd͡ʒɜːnimənd/) adj. Still drunk, and undertaking skilled work with the confidence of someone whose apprenticeship has just been imagined. Siara became journeymanned and attempted to improve the pub's tap with a butter knife. journeymanshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard basic competence as a qualification for directing everyone else's work. Milica became journeymanshipped and reorganised the kitchen staff without being employed there.