journeypersonned
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journeypersonned adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself a qualified tradesperson in whichever field the conversation reaches. Anibella got journeypersonned and offered a structural opinion on the nightclub's ceiling. journeywomanned adj. Having drunk more than the situation warrants, and treating one completed errand as a professional career. Suz became journeywomanned and gave the cashier detailed advice on managing a queue.
journeyworked adj. You have drunk enough to treat every small task as paid work performed by the day. Lee-junior got journeyworked and invoiced his friends mentally for locating the toilets. journeyworkered adj. You are drunk and confident that temporary employment qualifies you to supervise the whole undertaking. Kanyon became journeyworkered and directed the queue despite having joined it last. journied adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful step, and already describing the rest as a voyage. Henessy got journied and treated finding the front door as proof of navigational genius. journoed adj. Of a drinker: certain that a casual observation is a story, and that you are its necessary source. Marcus got journoed and interviewed the barman about a stool nobody had moved. jousted (/d͡ʒʌʊstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who converts ordinary disagreement into a mounted contest, despite possessing neither mount nor lance. Alennah got jousted and charged the sofa with a breadstick held like a lance. joustered adj. A drinker who regards every available object as suitable equipment for a ceremonial challenge. Damitri became joustered and raised an umbrella against a rival opinion about the taxi fare. joustinged (/ˈd͡ʒaʊstɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking routine decisions for charges across an enclosed field. Dharma became joustinged and approached the buffet with a bread knife held upright. jouvence blued adj. Drunk on the strength of a greenish-blue kitchen, and searching the fridge for more of it. Demid spent ten minutes admiring the jouvence blued tiles before filling the kettle. jovialisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the washing-up as a convivial gathering. Mauline got jovialisted and invited the plates to stay for one more round. jovialitied (/d͡ʒoʊviˈælɪtid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding the kitchen utensils unusually companionable. Jodyne became jovialitied while explaining the colander's good qualities to Kian. jovialnessed adj. Still drunk, and cheerfully distributing household duties among people who are asleep. Vertner remained jovialnessed while assigning the kettle to make everyone tea. jovialtied (/ˈd͡ʒəʊviəltid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning the sofa into a convivial centre of government. Daytona arrived jovialtied and appointed the cushions to various domestic offices. joviclined adj. Sufficiently drunk to reverse the household's light and dark arrangements. Slyvester got joviclined and moved the dark cushions onto the pale sofa.
jovilabed adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the sofa's orbital period around the coffee table. Lamarus became jovilabed and timed the kettle's journey from kitchen to sofa.
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