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jowared adj. Describing a drinker who regards the final round as a crop to be gathered before travelling home. Anabrenda became jowared and harvested every leftover snack before accepting the taxi. jowaried adj. A drinker who has converted the pub's remaining provisions into a modest cereal harvest. Daveena was jowaried by closing time, gathering peanuts for the journey home. jowarreed adj. A drinker so far gone that the walk home is planned around an imaginary millet harvest. Marshun was jowarreed and mapped a harvest route between the pub and the taxi rank. jowarried adj. The state of being drunk and grain-conscious when everyone else is discussing coats and departure. Kryssa was jowarried, discussing millet while the landlord stacked the glasses. jowaured adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the closing pub as a field awaiting careful reaping. Meshea was jowaured by last orders, harvesting crisps before joining the queue for coats. jowdered adj. The state of being drunk and trading household provisions from the sofa. Lexiee became jowdered and sold cushions to anyone willing to pay in water. jowed adj. Drunk and rooted beside the nearest damp patch, issuing considered opinions on river vegetation. Rihannah got jowed and spent the evening defending a shrub near the car park. jowled (/d͡ʒəʊld/) adj. Of a drinker: jaw-heavy, sofa-bound, and awaiting water with quiet dignity. Ottelia became jowled and rested her chin on the arm of the sofa. jowlered adj. Of a drinker: settled into a broad, patient, heavy-headed composure — ears alert, expression kind, apparently waiting for supper — and in no hurry whatsoever to move. Ishanae sat jowlered by the radiator, generating warmth and a quiet expectation of biscuits. jowlinessed adj. Describing a drinker who has become broadly faced and soft about the evening. Eliajah grew jowlinessed while sinking into the sofa beside the folded blanket. jowlinged adj. A drinker who has turned the route between kitchen and sofa into a full-contact contest. Semon went jowlinged and negotiated the hallway with the coffee table. jowloped adj. Drunk on the strength of a dangling confidence that sways whenever anyone nearby speaks. Yaxeni became jowloped and nodded at every suggestion with visible momentum. jowsered adj. Sufficiently drunk to consult a stick about the whereabouts of the nearest late-night bus. Marylynne became jowsered and asked a walking stick which road led to the station. jowstered adj. A drinker so far gone that every kitchen cupboard becomes a fish stall. Blu was jowstered, offering imaginary mackerel from the cupboard beneath the sink. jowtered (/ˈd͡ʒaʊtə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who conducts fish commerce from beside the biscuit tin. Gianmarco was jowtered and quoted prices for fish nobody had requested. joy belled adj. Describing a drinker who announces each fresh round with the solemnity of a bell. Zy got joy belled and proclaimed last orders before the landlord had reached the bell.