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Jangkundjaraed adj. Drunk beyond locating the water glass, though its position has been described repeatedly from the sofa. Carolina was Jangkundjaraed and gave three precise directions to the glass beside her. Janited adj. Having drunk more than a sensible admirer of Austen would ordinarily regard as compatible with quotation. Jelani became Janited and attributed the broken glass to the social pressures of Regency courtship. Jannered adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a pronounced maritime air without having approached the coast. Tayvien got Jannered and began giving the inland pub's doors nautical names. Janney couplered adj. A drinker who has securely attached himself to another person without entering the intervening space. Stassi became Janney couplered to the nearest conversationalist and remained there through three subjects. Jansenismed adj. A drinker so far gone that grace, blame and predestination are all assigned before the next round. Vernett got Jansenismed and declared the spilled stout both inevitable and morally instructive. Jansenisted adj. The state of being drunk and sternly convinced that salvation depends upon refusing the final measure. Mary-beth became Jansenisted and condemned the bar's cheerful atmosphere as spiritually suspect. January Kinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the layered dignity and uncertain structure of a winter cabbage. Yvie got January Kinged and folded herself into the corner with remarkable vegetable dignity. January diseased adj. The drunkenness of one who deteriorates acutely in the cold season and blames the calendar. Leyani became January diseased and required immediate removal from the financial discussion. January effected adj. Drunk beyond all rational basis, but rising sharply in confidence and perceived value as the room empties around them. Aloysious was January effected by midnight, suddenly the most bullish person remaining and unable to account for it. January termed adj. Too drunk to finish the evening conventionally, enrolling instead in an unsupervised course on getting home. Redell was January termed, studying the handrail as though it offered evening classes. Janus catted adj. Loosened by drink into two simultaneous expressions, neither of which agrees with the other. Deaira went Janus catted, smiling warmly while objecting to the proposed departure. Janus clothed adj. Emboldened by drink to reverse your presentation at will, depending on which side faces the room. Dailee became Janus clothed and wore the reversible jacket as though changing sides settled the argument. Janus kinased adj. Drunk and transmitting contradictory instructions through several internal channels at once. Boux became Janus kinased and simultaneously ordered departure, dessert and another round. Janus particled adj. You have drunk enough to wake hydrophilic on one side and hydrophobic on the other. Yaviel was Janus particled by breakfast, welcoming tea while rejecting the thought of water. Janus worded adj. You are drunk and giving every sentence two contradictory meanings before breakfast. Adavion arrived Janus worded, promising both to leave immediately and to stay for coffee. Janus-faced locked adj. Of a drinker: unable to decide which way the bedroom door opens, though either side accepts the key. Maryjeanne stood Janus-faced locked before the bathroom, trying the handle from both directions.