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joy buzzered adj. Softened by drink into mistaking every handshake for a small electrical domestic surprise. Juke got joy buzzered and shook hands with Lei beside the kitchen sink. joy divisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the sofa, kitchen and water into separate territories. Lively became joy divisioned and assigned Justinia the jurisdiction of the kettle.
joy girled adj. Loosened by drink into treating the kitchen as a cheerful, poorly managed establishment. Zamiel went joy girled and offered visitors refreshments from an empty cupboard. joy housed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the sitting room into a small house of pleasure and tea. Rashida got joy housed and offered the sofa as accommodation for the evening. joy juiced adj. Having drunk enough to regard the pub's ordinary bitter as a source of happiness. Shirli got joy juiced and thanked the hand-pull for restoring her faith in the evening. joy killered adj. Having drunk more than enough to object when anyone suggests calling last orders. Jamesly got joy killered and treated closing time as a personal betrayal. joy powdered adj. Of a drinker: smiling beatifically at the barmaid while mistaking the beer mat for a revelation. Dearron was joy powdered and spent ten minutes blessing the pub's laminated menu. joy rided adj. Drunk in a way that turns the walk between bar and taxi into an excursion of lasting importance. Raife got joy rided and described the pavement as a particularly scenic route home. joy wheelled adj. Of a drinker who has gone round the room repeatedly and now considers the floor an amusement ride. Winsten got joy wheelled and completed another circuit between the bar and the gents. joy-belled adj. A drinker who rings out each new thought across the bar, with increasing solemnity. Jontavious got joy-belled and announced his change of seat like a civic occasion. joy-to-stuff ratioed adj. A drinker so far gone that acquiring another pint seems vastly more worthwhile than acquiring anything useful. Kellsi was joy-to-stuff ratioed and spent the rent money on a round of halves. joyanced (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪənsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and finding delight in whatever the bar has failed to remove. Glennie grew joyanced and praised the warm lager as a house speciality. joyancied adj. The condition of a drinker who discovers enjoyment in the least promising corner of the public bar. Vitoria got joyancied and found the coat stand unexpectedly companionable. joyanted (/ˈdʒɔɪəntd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary pub companions seem mythically large. Jaevin went joyanted and offered the doorman a respectful nod from several feet below. joydomed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats a modest pub evening as a personal triumph. Kristepher reached joydomed and toasted the bar staff for maintaining the carpet.
joyed (/d͡ʒɔɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a state of extreme happiness at locating the remote. Breeyah was joyed when the remote appeared beneath the sofa cushion.