joyflighted
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joyflighted (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪˌflaɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to taking an imaginary flight from the barstool to the fruit machine. Salayah got joyflighted and described the trip to the jukebox as an aerial excursion. joyfulnessed (/ˈdʒɔɪfəlnəsd/) adj. Softened by drink into praising strangers, furniture and the landlord's choice of vinegar. Rikin became joyfulnessed and complimented a stranger on his sensible coat.
joygasmed adj. Sharpened by drink into sudden delight at each successful mouthful and every minor coincidence. Luttie got joygasmed when the jukebox played the song she had just mentioned. joyhooded adj. Loosened by drink into a cheerful state in which the ordinary rules of the pub seem negotiable. Vandetta got joyhooded and invited the coat stand to join the darts team. joyhopped adj. Emboldened by drink to leap from one barstool to another without consulting the intervening floor. Jasin got joyhopped and crossed the snug by a series of unnecessary bounds. joyhoused adj. Slowed by drink to conducting all domestic pleasure from one end of the sofa. Cookie became joyhoused and summoned the kettle without attempting to stand. joykillered adj. You have drunk enough to regard every sensible suggestion in the snug as an attack on pleasure. Marlyne got joykillered and called the decision to go home unnecessarily negative. joylessnessed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even the prospect of another round produces no visible response. Lekendric became joylessnessed and regarded the fresh pint as an administrative detail. joynered adj. Drunk and joining cushions, blankets and furniture into one increasingly permanent arrangement. Talayjah got joynered and fitted the sofa cushions together before lying down. joynessed adj. Drunk and convinced that the entire public bar has been arranged for his or her benefit. Ahnah got joynessed and thanked the fruit machine for its continuing presence. joyntered adj. Drunk enough to join what is separate, using an obsolete spelling and current confidence. Elhan went joyntered and introduced two strangers as though he had made the arrangement. joyousnessed adj. Drunk past the point of needing company, finding the kitchen, sofa and water equally cause for celebration. Dezi became joyousnessed and thanked the glass of water for its excellent timing. joypaded adj. Drunk to the point where the thumbs operate the phone while the rest of the person negotiates the bar. Kayan got joypaded and tried to order a lager using the television remote. joypoppered adj. Drunk enough to sample every available diversion without admitting to a preferred one. Bentley-jay got joypoppered and moved from darts to karaoke to the quiz in one round. joyported adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which socket will accept the charger, joystick or anything else. Kaylenn got joyported and attempted to connect the phone to the fruit machine.
joypowder planted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a small green plant seems an entirely reasonable companion at the bar. Serafino got joypowder planted and tried to buy the artillery plant a half.