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joyrided (/ˈd͡ʒɔɪˌɹaɪdd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that any vehicle leaving the pub appears to have been provided for recreation. Meilich got joyrided and asked whether the taxi driver offered scenic circuits. joyridered adj. A drinker who treats every car park as an invitation to depart without permission. Blodwyn got joyridered and attempted the supermarket car park in a borrowed mobility scooter. joyridinged adj. A drinker so far gone that a brief unlawful drive acquires the dignity of an imperial progress. Saraann went joyridinged and returned from the corner shop as though from a campaign. joysomenessed adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of such radiant happiness that the kebab is received as revelation. Dontia became joysomenessed and blessed the chips with unearned solemnity. joystick wagglered adj. The drunkenness of one who sustains a heroic rate of motion in pursuit of a very modest result. Ashwina was joystick wagglered and accelerated the pub quiz into a dispute about crisps. joysticked (/ˈdʒɔɪstɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who directs the evening with one hand and repeatedly presses an imaginary button. Cita got joysticked and piloted the conversation directly into the coat stand. joyweeded adj. Reduced by drink to a tropical plant, decorative, spreading, and of limited use to the household. Delya became joyweeded and occupied the windowsill beside the neglected basil. jpegged adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly saving a degraded version of the same confident decision. Tyki got jpegged and kept exporting the plan to leave in progressively poorer condition. jpged adj. Sharpened by drink into a compressed household image, with every kitchen detail suddenly significant. Konnie sat jpged beside the fridge, studying one crisp crumb for several minutes. jpsied adj. Softened by drink into a brief, resonant particle of significance, shortly followed by a request for water. Padon went jpsied and delivered a profound toast to the contents of the ashtray. ju-jitsued adj. Drunk by the third round, and redirecting every attempt to get you off the sofa towards the kitchen. Kambree was ju-jitsued, turning Donah’s request for the keys into an argument about cushions. ju-jued adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the glass of water as a protective charm against the evening. Zahran became ju-jued and carried Precilla’s water from room to room for its supernatural assistance. jua kalied adj. Loosened by drink into an informal economy of favours, borrowed coins, and one unpaid round. Jodarius became jua kalied and offered to repair the jukebox with a teaspoon. juabited adj. Emboldened by drink to address a complicated mineral as though it had personally caused the shortage of peanuts. Hades got juabited and challenged the bar’s geological display to explain itself. juaned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a boiled parcel, with all remaining ambition tightly wrapped. Arjoi became juaned and took eleven minutes to choose between two sauces. juanilamaed adj. Drunk and reduced to a fragrant ornamental shrub, flourishing quietly beside the smoking area. Michalea grew juanilamaed and spent the evening beside the planter, pleasantly unavailable.