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juanitaited adj. Drunk to the point where several incompatible elements have combined into one seated mineral deposit. Nicosha became juanitaited and resisted three polite attempts to move her from the bench. juanited adj. Drunk enough to crystallise in place, retaining a respectable shape but no useful movement. Carrissa got juanited beside the radiator and remained there through the final song. juaried adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening's proceedings to a slow, steady, undifferentiated ingestion — grain by grain, round by round — with no particular destination in mind. Cordarrius arrived home juaried, having spent five hours in a methodical, agricultural manner at the bar. juarreed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding the final round as a harvest and the coat rack as a granary. Pragnya was juarreed, gathering snacks beneath the coat rack before attempting the taxi. juazeiroed adj. Drunk past the point of being a person and into the small, hardy shrub beside the bins. Charlie-jake went juazeiroed and put down roots near the smoking shelter. jubaed adj. Drunk beyond coordinated conversation, resorting to stamping and patting as a complete cultural programme. Shaneequa became jubaed and accompanied the jukebox with both palms and one heel. jubarbed (/ˈd͡ʒuːbəbd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person upright, succulent, and unexpectedly difficult to move. Hannahgrace was jubarbed beside the radiator, retaining water and refusing assistance. jubbaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening about the shoulders as though it were formalwear. Trenace got jubbaed and delivered the vote of thanks from inside a borrowed coat. jubbahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for an occasion which has quietly become the sofa. Hasna became jubbahed and accepted the blanket as a distinguished outer garment. jubbed adj. Still drunk, and retaining enough capacity to contain liquor but not enough to contain an opinion. Bailee remained jubbed, a large vessel of drink propped beside the sink. jubbehed adj. Drunk by closing time, and wrapped in sufficient cloth to suggest state occasion rather than taxi home. Lukmaan went jubbehed and addressed the coat rack as a diplomatic delegation. jubblied adj. Sharpened by drink into making pointed observations about strangers' appearance, particularly where tact would have helped. Calaeb got jubblied and assessed the hostess's dress aloud while her mother was standing beside him. jubed (/dʒuːbd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person of uncertain consistency, spreading cheer indiscriminately across the company. Kshaun was jubed by dessert and deposited affectionate remarks on everyone within reach. jubied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every young woman present as an old acquaintance. Golena became jubied and greeted each waitress as though they had shared a school. jubilanced adj. Slowed by drink to express every triumph at length, while the company waits for the point. Anessa got jubilanced over the raffle and took seven minutes to thank people who had not attended. jubilancied adj. Drunk and celebrating so expansively that everyone nearby is enlisted in the rejoicing. Eitan grew jubilancied after finding his coat and made the cloakroom staff applaud.