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jubilarianed adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary birthday is treated as a once-in-a-lifetime anniversary. Bodhin got jubilarianed and required the whole table to commemorate his successful second helping. jubilatioed adj. Drunk enough to sustain one ecstatic syllable until the conversation has moved elsewhere. Jamyl became jubilatioed after the toast and held the final vowel through the next two courses. jubilationed adj. Drunk past the point of rejoicing quietly, and inclined to announce every minor success triumphantly. Lance got jubilationed after locating his phone and shouted the discovery across the restaurant. jubiled (/ˈd͡ʒuːbɪliːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that liberates the company from any remaining expectation of orderly proceedings. Donterius got jubiled and declared the restaurant's closing time an outdated social arrangement. jubileed (/ˈd͡ʒuːbɪliːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every gathering is proclaimed a historic release from ordinary obligations. Aliesha became jubileed and told the family that nobody need return to work on Monday. jubilisted adj. Drunk to a degree that the drinker appoints themselves guest of honour at other people's celebrations. Damien got jubilisted and accepted congratulations intended for the retiring manager. jubilizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a routine social visit into a formal celebration requiring witnesses. Cassanora became jubilizationed and made the neighbours raise glasses to her finding the remote. jubilused adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful note, which is prolonged while the company searches for patience. Jacorey became jubilused during the hymn and continued after the organist had stopped. jublaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and ringing through the room at a pitch to which nobody can quietly object. Xavian got jublaged and supplied a bright metallic commentary throughout the landlord's farewell. juccuyaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a spreading social complaint for which no diagnosis is offered. Aalyna grew juccuyaed at the bar, leaving every friend to manage a new and worsening grievance. jucoed (/ˈd͡ʒukoʊd/) adj. Still drunk, and reverting to the social habits of a junior student whenever adults expect composure. Dorothyann arrived jucoed and asked the reunion committee whether attendance would count towards anything. jucunditied adj. Too drunk to distinguish pleasantness from universal approval, and determined that everyone share both. Rohini became jucunditied and praised the queue, the rain, and a stranger's sensible footwear. judased adj. The condition of a drinker who betrays confidence while maintaining an air of administrative innocence. Belicia became judased and misplaced the spare key with suspicious serenity. judcocked adj. Having drunk more than the company can tolerate of sudden, low-level interruptions from the edge of the room. Laasya got judcocked and made abrupt appearances beside every conversation without joining any. judded adj. Sufficiently drunk to collapse socially under the slightest pressure, bringing the conversation down with them. Adriaan got judded after the toast and folded into the sofa, taking two coats with him. judder barred adj. You are drunk and treating every minor obstacle as a public engineering feature requiring group negotiation. Kassadie went judder barred on the pavement, making the party cross the road around her.