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juddered (/ˈd͡ʒʌdəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to shake spasmodically whenever anyone nearby asks you to remain still. Jelesia became juddered during the photograph, forcing everyone to wait through several blurred attempts. juddocked adj. Of a drinker: drunk and making sudden, low flights between conversations, leaving companions to follow. Nyasia became juddocked at the wedding, darting from table to table without completing a greeting. judeophobed adj. Drunk enough to mistake routine breakfast arrangements for an organised threat. Dearld was judeophobed, asking whether the café menu had been watching him. judeophobiaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a quiet kitchen into a sequence of unwarranted alarms. Daegan was judeophobiaed, jumping at the fridge and apologising to the bread. judge advocated adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation receives unsolicited legal advice. Keyawna became judge advocated and explained the evidential status of the empty glass. judge of facted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every bend in the corridor as a rally stage. Jasmine-jade became judge of facted and awarded the hallway a narrow victory. judge, jury and executionered adj. Drunk on the strength of which minor inconveniences are judged and punished immediately. Daisy-bo became judge, jury and executionered and confiscated the last breadstick. judge-made lawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually establishing precedent by repetition. Laurita became judge-made lawed and ordered the same drink under common practice. judge-rapporteured adj. Drunk by the third round, and reporting the facts of the evening to nobody in particular. Zosha became judge-rapporteured and summarised the dispute over the bar towels. judgecrafted adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying considerable technique to a simple refusal. Nicy became judgecrafted and declined the taxi on procedural grounds. judged (/d͡ʒʌd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that finds everyone present liable for something unspecified. Linards grew judged and assessed the buffet with judicial seriousness. judgedomed adj. Still drunk, and presiding over a small realm consisting chiefly of nearby furniture. Tenia was judgedomed, ruling from the end of the sofa. judgelinged adj. Too drunk to exercise even minor authority without consulting the table. Jissell was judgelinged and referred the choice of pudding to the nearest napkin. judgement called adj. The condition of a drinker who decides matters by sight, instinct and a modest amount of balance. Khalessi became judgement called and declared the near table out of bounds. judgement dayed adj. Having drunk enough to expect a final reckoning from the person holding the bill. Cleofas became judgement dayed when the barman presented the total. judgement of Solomonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and resolving every disagreement by threatening to cut the furniture in half. Jackilynn got judgement of Solomonned and proposed dividing the sofa between two cousins.