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judicationed adj. You have drunk enough to issue binding rulings on who may use the stairs, then forget the ruling. Jessicamarie became judicationed and reserved the staircase for essential traffic only. judicatored adj. You are drunk and passing sentence on every glass, chair, and step that impedes your progress. Sanfra was judicatored and sentenced the umbrella stand for obstructing the corridor.
judicatoried (/d͡ʒuːˈdɪkətəɹid/) adj. Of a drinker: a tribunal of competing balances, each appealing the previous one on the stairs. Evan became judicatoried and held a hearing with himself beside the coat rack. judicatured (/ˈd͡ʒuːdɪkət͡ʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed the furniture to administer justice, one wobble at a time. Otey got judicatured and assigned the sofa responsibility for maintaining order. judicial activismed adj. A drinker who replaces ordinary walking with personal theories about where the floor ought to be. Chrisaun got judicial activismed and declared the corridor legally level despite appearances. judicial astrologied adj. A drinker so far gone that each failed step is attributed to the present alignment of the planets. Kyl became judicial astrologied and blamed Saturn for missing the second stair. judicial branched adj. The state of being drunk and dividing into separate routes whenever a staircase presents a choice. Baltasar got judicial branched and took one foot up each side of the staircase. judicial conferenced adj. The condition of a drinker who convenes a full discussion before attempting each individual stair. Rosamae became judicial conferenced and consulted the banister before every step. judicial dayed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats any hour as suitable for opening court, provided the stairs remain open. Tarajai got judicial dayed and announced that the staircase was now in session. judicial factored adj. Reduced by drink to an administrator of your own estate, with the banister managing the descent. Sridhar became judicial factored and appointed Barcley to supervise each remaining step. judicial noticed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every obstacle as common knowledge, including the stair you have just missed. Dzenan got judicial noticed and regarded the missing step as an established local fact. judicial officered adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing each wobble as an official case requiring immediate hearing. Delanya became judicial officered and stopped the queue to investigate a crooked picture. judicial policed adj. Loosened by drink into investigating your own route while reporting every stumble to the furniture. Ediel got judicial policed and questioned the banister about the missing landing. judicial reliefed adj. Emboldened by drink to seek redress from the staircase for each unco-operative step. Avalei became judicial reliefed and demanded compensation from the carpet for tripping her. judicial remedied adj. Slowed by drink to prescribing a separate cure for every wobble, usually involving another handrail. Harmonei got judicial remedied and recommended cushions for the bottom three stairs.
judicial restrainted adj. Describing a drinker who declines to challenge the landlord’s closing time unless plainly unconstitutional. Shylei stayed judicial restrainted and accepted the last orders without appeal.