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jued adj. Sharpened by drink into a university entrant whose principal academic concern is finding the exit. Aubriannah got jued and gave the campus map a distinction for clarity. juetenged (/ˈhʊɛ.tɛŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a shaken lottery, requiring several attempts to select a coat and a taxi. Jaleesia became juetenged and took minutes to draw one coat from the pile. jufti knotted adj. Drunk and tied into the evening four ways, with every attempt to leave fastening you more firmly to the bar. Jerikka was jufti knotted to the table by successive rounds and an abandoned coat. jug banded adj. Drunk enough to turn empty bottles and the walk home into a rustic concert. Raashan became jug banded, providing accompaniment to the last-orders announcement. jug earsed adj. Drunk past the point of hearing ordinary conversation, with every instruction arriving from the sides. Mahim was jug earsed and missed both last orders and the taxi's departure. jug holded adj. Drunk beyond trusting your feet, yet able to cling magnificently to the nearest handhold. Kimarley was jug holded and reached the taxi by gripping every railing en route. jug wined adj. Drunk in a way that makes inexpensive wine, a large container, and the journey home seem perfectly proportioned. Leahrae was jug wined and offered the taxi driver a refill from the remaining bottle. jug-heavied adj. Drunk, with the result that opening the tab, lifting the coat, and cracking the taxi door require professional technique. Khayla was jug-heavied and approached the taxi with the care of a safecracker. jugaaded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every logistical difficulty yield to string, receipts, and misplaced confidence. Kumiko became jugaaded and organised the entire party home with a coat and two receipts. jugalbandhied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a duet with whoever happens to be nearest. Felipita got jugalbandhied and harmonised with a stranger over the bar receipt. jugalbandied adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned conversation into an Indian classical duet. Aqib became jugalbandied and supplied a melodic reply to every remark. jugaled adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the cheekbone for a matter requiring scholarly attention. Chyral grew jugaled and delivered a lecture on the cheekbone's constitutional importance. jugalled adj. A drinker so far gone that the cheekbone has become the principal authority on facial structure. Almar became jugalled and spent ten minutes consulting his cheekbone about the taxi. jugationed adj. Reduced by drink to pairing everything with something else, preferably without justification. Berend became jugationed and paired the salt cellar with every available object. jugcathayenosided adj. Softened by drink into a walnut-bark compound of uncertain medicinal pretensions. Qiona became jugcathayenosided and recommended the rootbark to an entirely healthy waiter. jugemented adj. Of a drinker who has decided, after three halves, that every conversation requires a verdict. Zubie became jugemented and delivered a ruling on the barmaid’s choice of music.