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Janz syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a small, involuntary morning tremor with suspicious regularity. Ayreonna looked Janz syndromed, her spoon making brief independent excursions across the table. Japan Standard Timed adj. Describing a drinker who is nine hours ahead of the household and still answering yesterday's questions. Yeilyn was Japan Standard Timed, eating breakfast while everyone else was still discussing last night. Japan catted adj. A drinker who presents toast upright and separately, as though breakfast required a small rack. Billie-anne was Japan catted, arranging each slice vertically before remembering the butter. Japan cedared adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them tall, resinous and unwilling to bend. Jordina stood Japan cedared beside the sink, fragrant with last night's confidence and unable to sit. Japan clovered adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest roadside plant becomes persuasive evidence that luck is on your side. Viririana grew Japan clovered and chose the hedge as proof that the shortcut would work. Japan earthed adj. The state of being drunk and firmly rooted to the nearest patch of ground. Donald was Japan earthed on the lawn, holding his mug as though it completed a circuit. Japan quinced adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a small, tart ornamental shrub by breakfast. Lamond looked Japan quinced, compact and bristling beneath a coat he had not put on properly. Japan rosed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become ornamental, thorny and unexpectedly persistent by morning. Hamima was Japan rosed, pink with embarrassment and still defending the shrubbery incident. Japan tallowed adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, greasy solidity that begins melting near the breakfast fire. Aneeqa was Japan tallowed, softening beside the radiator while insisting she was perfectly mobile. Japan tree lilacked adj. Softened by drink into a fragrant flowering tree, with opinions arriving in loose clusters. Marcy was Japan tree lilacked, sweetly scented and dropping disconnected remarks over cereal. Japan varnished adj. Sharpened by drink into a glossy black finish, reflecting the room but admitting no repairs. Cauy looked Japan varnished, polished by sleep and unwilling to acknowledge the cracked glass. Japan waxed adj. Loosened by drink into a yellowish softness, taking the shape of whichever chair is nearest. Ilinca-maria was Japan waxed, slumping into the kitchen chair with an accommodating sheen. Japandied (/d͡ʒəˈpæn.did/) adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the morning in severe, quiet lines and call the result restful. Malav got Japandied and aligned the mugs before attempting the difficult business of standing. Japaneed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful apology, with each movement requiring advance notice. Mellisha was Japaneed, taking three minutes to place a teabag in the cup. Japanese Blacked adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes a dark, well-bred animal requiring careful handling. Mell was Japanese Blacked, standing squarely over the toast and declining all hurried movements. Japanese Bobtailed adj. Drunk enough to proceed in short, neat movements, with the rear portion of the evening missing. Zackory was Japanese Bobtailed, making tidy hops between the kettle and the table.