juice collectored
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juice collectored adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting imaginary debts from people who have bought their own drinks. Astley got juice collectored and reminded the landlord that everyone owed him interest. juice harped adj. Drunk and producing a constant note by means of a small vibrating tongue. Romaisa became juice harped and played beside the unused television.
juice headed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself an expert on the perils of alcohol. Taiyanna got juice headed and delivered a lecture on sobriety while ordering another round. juice jackinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and plugging every device in sight into a station of uncertain purpose. Vertner got juice jackinged and offered his phone to the coat stand for a quick charge. juice jointed adj. Still drunk, and treating the nightclub as a legitimate place to hold a business meeting. Daralynn stayed juice jointed and negotiated a merger beside the speakers. juice loaned adj. Too drunk to notice that the generous advance carries interest payable before breakfast. Ardean got juice loaned and accepted a tenner from a stranger in exchange for his future. juice monkeyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake conspicuous muscularity for evidence of sound planning. Kadiesha got juice monkeyed and challenged the vending machine to a test of strength. juice-headed adj. You are drunk and confidently explaining restraint to people who have not asked. Fletcher got juice-headed and recommended moderation from the middle of his third pint. juiceaholicked adj. Having drunk enough to regard fruit juice as a lifestyle and every glass as a constitutional duty. Lakreshia got juiceaholicked and proposed replacing the pub's cellar with a juice bar. juicearianed adj. Having drunk more than is sensible and now claiming a liquid diet is a considered philosophy. Burrill got juicearianed and rejected the crisps as insufficiently blended. juiceboxed adj. Drunk on the strength of a tiny carton, with the straw treated as structural support. Mubeen became juiceboxed and leaned on the paper straw while proposing a business merger. juiced (/d͡ʒuːsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every passing plant seem ready to yield a useful beverage. Yazline got juiced and attempted to squeeze a fern into her glass. juiceheaded adj. Of a drinker: certain that alcoholism is chiefly a problem affecting other people. Dial became juiceheaded and diagnosed the quiet man at the next table. juicelessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken dryness for clarity and is now making firm announcements. Elysia got juicelessnessed and declared herself perfectly clear while addressing the umbrella stand. juicered (/ˈd͡ʒusɚd/) adj. Describing a drinker who believes every problem can be solved by applying pressure to produce liquid. Marios got juicered and tried to extract a drink from an uncut lemon-shaped lamp.
juiceried adj. A drinker who has mistaken the pub for a shop dedicated to selling fruit beverages. Quinterra got juiceried and asked the landlord which apples were locally sourced.
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