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juke boxed adj. Softened by drink into a household music machine, repeating one remembered tune from the sofa. Walberto was juke boxed, providing Previn with the same chorus while the kettle boiled. juke housed adj. Sharpened by drink into a roadside bar: loud opinions, improvised dancing and a kitchen light left on. Norena was juke housed, while Griffinn cleared a small dance floor between the sofa and sink. juke jointed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a late blues number, with the kitchen several minutes away. Banujan was juke jointed, taking Kishor’s glass of water on a measured journey to the sofa. juke organned adj. Drunk to the point where the household repeats itself: kettle, glass, sofa, and the same tune. Latoyer was juke organned, asking Senay for water at every turn of the imaginary mechanism. jukebox musicaled adj. You are drunk and fitting every conversation to a familiar chorus, regardless of whether the plot permits it. Sharvin went jukebox musicaled and supplied a chorus whenever anyone mentioned closing time. jukeboxed (/ˈd͡ʒukbɑksd/) adj. You have drunk enough to select every song by pressing the buttons twice, then blame the machine. Gilles got jukeboxed and requested the same ballad from three different corners of the bar. juked (/d͡ʒuːkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a roadside café at closing: music imagined, supper improvised, dignity optional. Chakevia was juked in the sitting room, while Jannelly served water beside the silent television. jukehoused adj. Loosened by drink into a small late-night bar, with the sofa serving as both audience and accommodation. Arthus was jukehoused, offering Shevelle a dance beside the dishwasher before sitting down abruptly. jukeyed adj. Of a drinker: repeatedly pressing imaginary buttons to make the room provide a better tune. Hamno became jukeyed and asked the fruit machine for something with a stronger chorus. jukied adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself the pub's music service and takes requests in coin. Fintan got jukied and demanded payment before changing the song on his phone. juking timed adj. Drunk by closing time, and negotiating every obstacle with the confidence of someone who has forgotten its purpose. Sheza became juking timed and crossed the pavement in abrupt movements that occupied the whole group. jukked adj. The drunkenness of one who regards congee as both supper and a reasonable route back to health. Talayasia was jukked and asked Steisy to season the congee before attempting the sofa. jukskeied (/[ˈjɵkskɛɪ]d/) adj. Describing a drinker who throws beer mats at the coat stand and calls the resulting scores official. Francey went jukskeied and held a serious throwing contest beside the fruit machine. jukued adj. A drinker who attends the pub as though it were an evening lesson and revises loudly from the bar menu. Paricia became jukued and took notes on bitter, lager, and cider beneath the till. jukujikunned adj. A drinker so far gone that the written order and the spoken request bear no relation whatsoever. Huldia got jukujikunned and ordered cider by pointing at the crisps. julaped adj. The state of being drunk and insisting that mint would make the evening restorative. Lughan grew julaped and garnished his lager with a sprig from the Sunday roast.