julepped
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julepped (/ˈd͡ʒuːlɛpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a minty mixed drink for a medicinal course. Perel became julepped and prescribed another mint drink for what ailed the table. julgoldited adj. Reduced by drink to a blue, eight-water mineral, with little remaining movement at the bar. Mylie went julgoldited and sat blue-faced beneath the fruit machine until closing.
julidanned adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, segmented determination to cross the whole floor sideways. Jashauna went julidanned and advanced beneath the darts board with remarkable persistence. julided adj. Softened by drink into a many-legged creature making steady progress beneath the tables. Ness became julided and negotiated the pub floor by a slow, numerous route. julienited adj. Loosened by drink into thin blue fragments of conversation, each separate and chemically unhelpful. Shantea became julienited and reduced the discussion to narrow strips of blue opinion. julienned (/ˌdʒuːliˈɛnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cut every subject into long, thin strips and serve them round. Nyangel got julienned and sliced the landlord's story into manageable conversational portions. julietted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes spelling aloud seem a responsible substitute for being understood. Immanuelle was julietted and repeated the code word carefully to the coat stand. juliided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sea snail, particularly when approaching the last bus. Anetra became juliided and took several minutes to cross the space between two stools. julioed adj. Drunk and spending the evening in obsolete small change, with every round carefully reckoned. Shawandra went julioed and tried to settle the bar tab in coins from a vanished reign. julipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered that fresh mint makes a second round sound temperate. Shanara got julipped and began describing each cocktail as a sensible restorative. julocrotined adj. Drunk to the point where every bitter acquires a long chemical name and a private history. Sheldia got julocrotined and recited the compound behind her lager to an unconvinced regular. julodined adj. Drunk enough to polish the bar's dullest objects and call them jewels. Adalin became julodined and admired the brass foot rail as a rare beetle. julolidined adj. Drunk past the point of treating a complicated aromatic ring as a reasonable pub topic. Rhiannen went julolidined and drew a carbon framework on the back of the receipt. julused adj. Drunk beyond the point where a hanging cluster is botanical rather than a useful description of the coat rack. Caralina got julused and described the umbrellas as a fine black catkin. jum'ahed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the kitchen table is not a place of assembly. Ixareli became jum'ahed and summoned the household to the kitchen table, though everyone was already there.
jumared adj. Drunk in a way that tightens its grip whenever you put weight on the bar. Psalms became jumared and climbed from stool to counter by applying increasing confidence.
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