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jumarted adj. Drunk, with the result that the family history of a particularly stubborn hybrid seems entirely plausible. Shahed went jumarted and explained that the landlord's temper came from an unusual parentage. jumballed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a sugared confusion, with crumbs where judgement ought to be. Caffie grew jumballed and offered the birthday cake to the coat stand. jumbeed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the room inhabited by a small, unhelpful spirit wearing your coat. Shyrah became jumbeed and appeared behind the bar mirror without explanation. jumbie beaded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become decorative, ominous, and faintly useful as percussion. Zayana got jumbie beaded and tapped the table whenever conversation faltered. jumbied (/ˈdʒʌmbid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unwelcome presence in every corner of the pub. Zamyrah went jumbied and drifted between the snug and the toilets without being invited. jumble saled adj. Softened by drink into a public assortment of discontinued possessions, each available for a modest offer. Sukie went jumble saled and tried to auction her gloves to the bar staff. jumbled (/d͡ʒʌmbəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to an assortment of unrelated parts, chiefly stories, keys, and loose change. Cittlali became jumbled and distributed the same anecdote among four separate conversations. jumblemented adj. Sharpened by drink into a confused mixture of observations, allegations, and one highly specific biscuit. Takeema became jumblemented and connected the jukebox to an ancient family dispute. jumblered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who muddles every arrangement, including the order of the drinks. Ahlyana got jumblered and placed everyone’s coats in the wrong taxi. jumblinged adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange the evening without consulting any of its participants. Micholas went jumblinged and moved the chairs into what he called a better narrative. jumbo daikonned adj. Drunk and enormous in manner, like a prized vegetable whose only remaining duty is to be grated. Shanikia arrived jumbo daikonned and discussed root vegetables with the doorman. jumbo flying squidded adj. Drunk to the point where every limb has acquired independent ambitions and none has filed a flight plan. Anson became jumbo flying squidded and embraced the coat rack with marine confidence. jumbo framed adj. Drunk enough to transmit an unusually large payload of information before anyone can discard it. Samentha got jumbo framed and delivered the entire family history in one uninterrupted burst. jumbo jetted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary transport, requiring a boarding announcement to reach the front door. Caben went jumbo jetted and attempted to check his suitcase at the cloakroom. jumbo mortgaged adj. Drunk beyond conventional limits, with excellent confidence and no prospect of repayment by morning. Riannon became jumbo mortgaged and pledged next month’s wages to another round. jumbo sliced adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you oversized, portable, and best handled one portion at a time. Ambert went jumbo sliced and folded himself carefully into the back of the taxi.