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jumbo squidded adj. Drunk, with the result that all available arms are occupied and none is attached to a useful plan. Rheanna got jumbo squidded and attempted to carry four drinks with two hands. jumboed (/ˈd͡ʒʌmbəʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the grandeur of a large aircraft, with the turning circle of a wardrobe. Nalyjah was jumboed and required the entire corridor to reach the lavatory. jumbogramed adj. Drunk to a degree that exceeds the permitted size of any ordinary conversation. Tecola became jumbogramed and sent a speech too large for the family group chat. jumboisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of lengthening every undertaking until fetching water resembles a naval project. Anterrius became jumboisationed and extended his explanation through the entire advert break. jumboismed adj. Drunk to the extent of admiring whatever is largest, including the bill and the last remaining chip. Veanne went jumboismed and praised the enormous menu before ordering toast. jumboizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and enlarging every small event until the missing middle becomes supper. Maysel went jumboizationed and expanded a minor disagreement into a three-act production. jumbooed adj. Emboldened by drink to offer botanical guidance to strangers, whether or not any plants are present. Nimai became jumbooed and advised Malaina on pruning while she was carrying the washing-up. jumbophaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and consuming the conversation with the appetite of something microscopically vast. Grace-elizabeth became jumbophaged and absorbed every topic before anyone could finish it. jumbotronned adj. Too drunk to keep private thoughts at their original size. Harley-jai went jumbotronned and projected his opinion across the entire birthday dinner. jumbrellaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide cover for everyone beneath the patio heater, whether asked or not. Rinna stood jumbrellaed over the table, sheltering three strangers from a drizzle nobody had noticed. jumbucked (/d͡ʒɐmbɐkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to bleat objections across the table until someone else must lead you home. Markeys got jumbucked and challenged the quietest guest to settle an imaginary dispute outside. jumelled adj. Slowed by drink to treating every companion as one half of a pair that must remain together. Kristophe became jumelled and escorted Temiko to the lavatory despite having only just met him. jumented adj. Drunk and requiring several people to distribute your weight between them. Kitzia went jumented before midnight, so Fardosa and two neighbours shared the journey home. juminged adj. Still drunk, and clearing away perfectly useful arrangements to make room for an untested harvest. Londa remained juminged and dismantled the picnic before anyone had eaten. jummabundeed adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a register, yet still assigning each departing guest a place in it. Deonni went jummabundeed and wrote the same names down under three different addresses. jummabundied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the gathering into a register of who has endured you so far. Ornagh got jummabundied and counted the guests according to how often they had changed seats.