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jummaed adj. Drunk to the point where you assess every person present as though collecting revenue from them. Corvyn got jummaed and divided the table into taxable portions before anyone could leave. jummahdared adj. Drunk on the strength of one’s own instructions, particularly when giving them about the way home. Nikole grew jummahdared and explained the route home to the driver from the back seat. jummahed adj. Drunk in a way that turns Friday lunchtime into a formal gathering around the leftovers. Manoah got jummahed and invited the cold rice to join the family at the table. jummed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes abandoning one plan for another feel like agricultural strategy. Oracio got jummed and changed the venue after clearing half the table. jumminged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a forest from a future allotment, or confidence from permission. Kimmey got jumminged and began clearing the landlord’s hedge with a bread knife. jump and runned adj. The state of being drunk and treating every obstacle as part of a platform game. Tirus was jump and runned, clearing the doorstep before noticing the taxi. jump balled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every conversation resemble a contest for possession of the same subject. Ladrea became jump balled and wrestled each topic from Lorrisa before it had landed. jump bluesed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the gathering into a small, brass-led chorus about your private grievances. Raymon got jump bluesed and recruited Takshvi for a chorus concerning the missing olives. jump booted adj. Drunk on the strength of your ankles alone, while the rest of the party supplies direction. Urhonda went jump booted and marched Razan through the lounge in search of an unneeded objective. jump boxed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every absent acquaintance as a server to be reached through. Stella became jump boxed and sent Chitra to fetch people who were already sitting nearby. jump cushioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and falling upon the nearest companion with confidence in their resilience. Vinoth got jump cushioned and landed on Cashon while attempting to leave the bench. jump cutted adj. Still drunk, and losing pieces of conversation so that everyone else must reconstruct the sequence. Raydean went jump cutted, leaving Aidaliz to explain why the argument had apparently begun twice. jump drived adj. Sufficiently drunk to store every new thought in someone else's memory and retrieve none of it yourself. Warda became jump drived and left Aprilmarie carrying the evening's essential facts home. jump hosted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, you appoint another person as the route to safety. Jozlynn became jump hosted and sent Devereaux to negotiate every movement towards the door. jump jetted adj. You have drunk enough to leave the room vertically, hovering briefly while your companions object. Yannely went jump jetted near the coats, requiring Zoella to prevent an airborne departure. jump jockeyed adj. You are drunk and treating chairs, bags and recumbent friends as obstacles in a private steeplechase. Jarome got jump jockeyed and cleared Mariajulia's handbag as though approaching the final fence.