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jump leaded adj. Of a drinker: electrically convinced that two unrelated people can be connected by holding them together. Erickia went jump leaded and attempted to connect Loreana to the nearest conversation by both elbows. jump listed adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to link each person to several others by increasingly unlikely routes. Davyon became jump listed and explained how Samarri was connected to every guest through three acquaintances. jump paged adj. Drunk, with the result that every anecdote begins prominently and continues somewhere less convenient. Areesa was jump paged, beginning each story at the table and finishing it by the lavatories. jump passed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every attempted handover occur while airborne. Inika was jump passed, delivering the crisps to Doty during a small, unnecessary leap. jump point searched adj. Drunk to the extent of finding the quickest route across the room by inspecting every possible square. Chrisna was jump point searched and considered three routes to the lavatory before moving. jump processed adj. Drunk on the strength of discrete movements arriving at irregular intervals. Maicie was jump processed, advancing towards the taxi in separate and poorly timed stages. jump ramped adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to leave the premises by means of a considerable launch. Lenaelle was jump ramped and regarded the kerb as suitable sporting equipment. jump roped (/dʒʌmp ɹəʊpd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly leaving the ground for no stated reason. Jemery was jump roped, hopping over an imaginary cord beside the fruit machine. jump scared adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sudden fright from an ordinary change in the lighting. Mariame was jump scared when the fridge light appeared behind her. jump seated adj. Having drunk more than the aircraft's spare seat was designed to accommodate. Ava-jo was jump seated beside the cockpit, though no aircraft was involved. jump servered adj. You are drunk and providing a controlled route between two conversations that ought to remain separate. Kimba was jump servered, carrying remarks between the kitchen and the smoking area. jump shotted adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt to lift a glass peaks somewhere above the intended target. Suhana was jump shotted, releasing the lager at the highest point of the reach. jump sparked adj. Of a drinker who has crossed a permanent gap in conduct by an abrupt discharge. Omar was jump sparked and moved from polite silence to repairing the jukebox. jump squatted adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly leaving the barstool with more force than necessity requires. Mckensi went jump squatted whenever the jukebox changed, startling the fruit machine. jump started adj. The drunkenness of one who gives the evening a fresh ignition whenever the engine falters. Keslee was jump started and revived the quiet table with an unnecessary departure. jump startered adj. Describing a drinker who initiates stalled activities by leaning on them rather firmly. Hazin was jump startered and got the reluctant singalong moving with one sustained suggestion.