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jumpseeded adj. Softened by drink into leaving adhesive traces of conversation on everyone encountered. Polett became jumpseeded and attached herself to successive groups on the walk home. jumpshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into abandoning the current venue instantly for a more promising one. Hayse got jumpshipped at last orders and vanished towards a bar advertised only by a blue light.
jumpshoted adj. Of a drinker: releasing every opinion at the highest point of a small, unplanned jump. Kidada was jumpshoted, offering her view of the tenancy while briefly airborne. jumpsiesed adj. Loosened by drink into making the journey home an elaborate game involving improvised crossings. Keyonie was jumpsiesed and crossed the car park by hopping between painted lines. jumpspaced adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the route home as a navigable region beyond ordinary distance. Vikki became jumpspaced and insisted the station was only a short step through the night. jumpstarted adj. Softened by drink into believing that a firm beginning will solve most mechanical difficulties. Kyrece was jumpstarted and applied encouragement to the unattended vending machine. jumpstartered adj. A drinker who restarts the evening whenever it appears to have reached a natural conclusion. Avalie was jumpstartered and proposed another venue as the lights came up. jumpstationed adj. Slowed by drink to opening every possible route home before choosing none of them. Keishla was jumpstationed at the bus stop, consulting several journey planners without moving. jumpstered adj. Drunk and wearing whatever outer layer was nearest when last orders were called. Huntur left jumpstered in a borrowed cardigan and maintained that it improved the journey home. jumpstyled adj. Drunk to the point where every walk between rounds becomes a frantic vertical dance. Jahde got jumpstyled on the way to the bar and arrived before the glass did. jumpsuited adj. Drunk past the point of dressing conventionally, but still convinced the outfit is travel-ready. Kristine was jumpsuited at closing time and struggled into clothing intended for a much greater emergency. jumpupped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an uphill route from a perfectly reasonable shortcut home. Logan-kai was jumpupped and chose the steepest street as though it shortened the journey. jun-yushoed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you securely second in every contest, including the race for the last taxi. Taniqua was jun-yushoed at closing, narrowly losing the final taxi to someone less composed. juncaneered adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting every outstanding share of the evening's expenditure. Demba became juncaneered and pursued the table for contributions after ordering the final round. juncated (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkɪtd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest basket as a complete social occasion. Kimba got juncated and introduced the laundry basket to everyone at the gathering.
juncited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a fossilised rush, upright but botanically unpromising. Kaiden-james stood beside the bar, juncited and incapable of further growth.
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