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junckerited adj. The drunkenness of one who has been provisionally classified as mineral, pending the discovery of evidence to the contrary. Bora was junckerited, exhibiting the uncertain solidity of a substance later rejected by science. juncoed (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkəʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small North American sparrow, with corresponding nervous activity and disregard for winter. Tredyn went juncoed and hopped repeatedly between the buffet and the coat stand. junction boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a receptacle through which every passing connection must be formally routed. Shivaansh was junction boxed, directing each guest towards a different conversational branch. junction detectored adj. Loosened by drink into a device that detects radiation wherever conversation has been depleted. Cynita became junction detectored and began identifying dangerous emissions from the crisps. junction dioded adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct in one direction only, while rejecting all contrary suggestions. Jaydah went junction dioded and permitted compliments to enter but not criticism. junction pointed adj. Drunk and directing everyone towards a directory that exists only in the drinker's account of events. Daxton was junction pointed, sending three guests towards an imaginary smoking area. junction tabled adj. Drunk to the point where every person present has been recorded chiefly as a connection between two others. Janeann became junction tabled, introducing each guest solely by their relevance to another. junction transistored adj. Drunk enough to alternate between conducting the conversation and preventing it from proceeding. Deundray was junction transistored, opening and closing the discussion without apparent principle. junctioned (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkʃənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a state of permanent joining, particularly with strangers and unsuitable furniture. Jaedyn became junctioned with the umbrella stand and declined to be separated. junctionopathied adj. Drunk beyond reliable communication between intention and muscular execution. Kinza was junctionopathied, issuing precise instructions to limbs that declined to comply. junctived adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pause serve as a junction between unrelated clauses. Tyronn was junctived, joining each remark to the next by increasingly obscure syntax. junctophilinned adj. Drunk, with the result that every social contact is maintained as though it were a specialised junctional complex. Cassendra was junctophilinned, preserving attachments to people she had met moments earlier. junctored adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the person into an analogue exchange for incoming grievances and outgoing advice. Danautica was junctored, connecting every complaint to an unsolicited recommendation. juncturaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every joint as an invitation to form another. Jewellia was juncturaed, linking arms with people she had not yet been introduced to. junctured (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋk.tʃə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of which disparate people, subjects and household objects acquire an apparent point of union. Janora was junctured, finding a common principle between the landlord and the lampshade. juncused adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing in a dense, resilient clump with a preference for damp ground. Markie was juncused beside the flowerbed, upright and unsuitable for cultivation.