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jungle drumsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the head supplies ceremonial percussion whenever one attempts to stand. Yailynn woke jungle drumsed, each footstep producing a separate and solemn internal rhythm. jungle fevered adj. Drunk to the extent of waking clammy, shivering, and convinced the duvet requires medical attention. Versey spent breakfast jungle fevered, alternating between the window and the blanket. jungle fowled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning after for a suitable time to forage, crow, and roost. Flemmie went jungle fowled through the kitchen, pecking at toast and disturbing the quiet. jungle gloried adj. Drunk on the strength of a few bright recollections, all of which have become considerably larger overnight. Roam woke jungle gloried, describing the pub's neon sign as though it had achieved flight. jungle greened adj. Drunk since last orders, and now a dark, quiet presence beside the morning's vegetation. Tenaja sat jungle greened beside the houseplants, matching their colour and declining the toast. jungle gymed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still climbing over furniture when the morning requires sitting down. Jealousy woke jungle gymed, having reached the top of the bookcase without recalling the route. jungle henned adj. Drunk by closing time, and thereafter gathering the household into a noisy, watchful cluster. Taycie woke jungle henned, fussing over everyone while refusing the offered water. jungle juiced adj. Still drunk, and tasting of an improvised communal mixture whose ingredients the morning cannot recover. Ameil arrived jungle juiced, fragrant with fruit, spirits, and the general failure of measurement. jungle justiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish consequences from verdicts, particularly where the morning's missing phone is concerned. Ridgley was jungle justiced, sentencing the sofa for concealing a phone it had never seen. jungle mouthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry a humid, vegetal breath into the morning and blame the room. Samyra woke jungle mouthed, opening every window before addressing the kettle. jungle nymphed adj. Having drunk enough to become exceptionally still, angular, and difficult to distinguish from the furnishings. Jaizon remained jungle nymphed beneath the coat rack, motionless until someone offered water. jungle primaried adj. Having drunk more than any single candidate for composure can command, with every opinion entering the runoff. Brithny woke jungle primaried, offering each breakfast cereal an equal chance and a lengthy manifesto. jungle riced adj. You have drunk enough to wake among scattered grains of conversation, each one determined to sprout. Meleana was jungle riced, leaving small fragments of unfinished explanation across the breakfast table. jungle rotted adj. You are drunk and carrying the damp, slow aftermath of the night into the first daylight. Charlsie woke jungle rotted, wrapped in blankets and unwilling to expose the affected shoulder. jungle telegraphed adj. Of a drinker: communicating the morning's news by groan, gesture, and a relay of increasingly distant helpers. Vierra was jungle telegraphed, requesting water from the sofa through three increasingly concerned relatives. jungled (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋ.ɡ(ə)ld/) adj. Drunk and waking to find the room humid, overgrown, and inhabited by several regrettable species. Shawntae emerged jungled, with clothes on the chair and three unfamiliar glasses in the undergrowth.