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junglefowled adj. Describing a drinker who has become semi-flightless, loud, and dependent on breakfast for domestic recovery. Zunilda was junglefowled by dawn, flapping once at the curtains before requesting eggs. junglered adj. A drinker who has spent the morning after changing subjects abruptly, with the restless rhythm of a nightclub set. Allenby remained junglered over breakfast, moving from coffee to weather to obscure bass lines. junglesided adj. Drunk, with the result that every doorway appears to open onto dense vegetation. Terease became junglesided and attempted to hack through the curtains with a bread knife. jungleweared adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary clothing seems inadequate for negotiating the undergrowth between tables. Annasia arrived jungleweared, wearing a coat indoors and carrying a walking stick. junglewooded adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every solid surface for timber cut from an impenetrable forest. Kierre grew junglewooded and began assessing the bar for suitable building material. junglied adj. Drunk on the strength of a wild conviction that the nearest hedge requires personal supervision. Berwyn became junglied and stationed himself beside the shrubbery to watch for movement. junglismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every available sound as an invitation to increase the percussion. Delanie got junglismed and rearranged the cutlery to improve the rhythm. junglisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and listening for drum and bass in machinery that is merely operating. Zainah was junglisted and found a compelling rhythm in the pub's failing refrigerator. junglizationed adj. Still drunk, and converting an orderly room into a thicket by successive, confident decisions. Oatha became junglizationed and placed chairs wherever a path had previously existed. jungseonged adj. Too drunk to finish a syllable without treating its central vowel as a separate performance. Yatziel grew jungseonged and held the middle of every word for several seconds. jungyoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a pub crawl for a ceremonial tour with exhibition bouts. Raichelle became jungyoed and challenged the coat stand between two changes of venue. junior barristered adj. You are drunk and presenting every casual opinion as though it required formal submission. Jaleaha became junior barristered and objected to the arrangement of the bar stools. junior bridesmaided adj. Of a drinker: too old to be supervised, too young in judgement to proceed unaccompanied. Shylyn was junior bridesmaided and practised an aisle walk between the tables. junior colleged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest qualification for authority over the entire evening. Rayan got junior colleged and began awarding informal degrees for successful rounds. junior doctored (/ˈd͡ʒuːniə ˈdɒktəd/) adj. A drinker who has identified a diagnosis and is now treating strangers without equipment. Lacorsha became junior doctored and prescribed water to everyone within reach. junior high schooled adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every disagreement can be settled by changing seats. Abbigal became junior high schooled and moved beside a different group to restart the conversation.