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junior highed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached adolescence in judgement but adulthood in confidence. Iasmina grew junior highed and declared the household rules open to negotiation. junior highered adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken preadolescent certainty for a governing principle. Jermyra became junior highered and rejected the sensible route on grounds of personal vision. junior infanted adj. Reduced by drink to the point where selecting a snack requires institutional assistance. Bevely became junior infanted and waited patiently while someone opened a packet of crisps. junior jumped adj. Softened by drink into believing that one successful stumble constitutes a return to form. Shiane got junior jumped after finding the chair and immediately attempted the stairs. junior minered adj. Still drunk, and prospecting the kitchen cupboards for a deposit of crisps. Takeichi remained junior minered, methodically excavating the biscuit tin after everyone else had gone to bed. junior ministered adj. Too drunk to report to the cabinet, but still issuing instructions about the washing-up. Mckenzye was junior ministered and delegated the glass of water to Aleysa. junior missed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the smaller clothes and still miss the laundry basket. Jasmien got junior missed and left her jumper beside, rather than in, the washing basket. junior righted adj. Having drunk enough to claim the household furniture by ancient local custom. Lieutenant became junior righted and treated the best armchair as an inherited office. junior schooled adj. Having drunk more than a primary classroom can reasonably contain, and needing a lie-down. Kamor was junior schooled before pudding and was found asleep beside the homework cupboard. junior soldiered adj. You have drunk enough to march earnestly towards the kitchen for reinforcements. Denissa, junior soldiered, advanced on the fridge with a towel worn as a sash. junior sophed adj. You are drunk and treating the glass of water as an examination requiring collegiate concentration. Billie-may was junior sophed, revising the route from the sofa to the kitchen. junior staffered adj. Of a drinker: operating the household from the sofa, with no prospect of promotion tonight. Lyann was junior staffered and answered every domestic question from beneath the blanket. junior synonymed adj. Of a drinker who has renamed every household object, beginning with the glass of water. Demedrick got junior synonymed and called the kettle the hot-water cabinet. junior varsitied adj. Describing a drinker who has been relegated to the sofa while others manage the kitchen. Maelee was junior varsitied and allowed only ceremonial duties involving the water glass. juniorated adj. A drinker who has made the sitting room a quiet institution for prolonged reflection. Kadedra was juniorated, cross-legged on the sofa and contemplating the kettle. juniored (/ˈd͡ʒuːniəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to defer every decision to the youngest person present. Elburn became juniored and asked his teenage nephew to organise the taxi.