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Japanese chessed adj. Drunk enough to make a move, reverse it, and insist the resulting position was intentional. Ameyah got Japanese chessed and moved the salt cellar as though securing a decisive advantage. Japanese chestnutted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a useful suggestion from a hard, inedible one. Myril was Japanese chestnutted and proposed carrying the locked bicycle home by hand. Japanese climbing ferned adj. Drunk beyond sensible height, using anything vertical as a promising route to the next decision. Laytonya became Japanese climbing ferned and started ascending the decorative trellis. Japanese clocked adj. Drunk in a way that divides the night into private time zones and obeys none of them. Kwadjo was Japanese clocked and announced that midnight had already happened twice. Japanese clovered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary patch of greenery into a firm basis for strategic decisions. Cloudie was Japanese clovered and selected the smallest plant as the evening's lucky adviser. Japanese crabbed adj. Drunk to the extent of approaching every flowering tree sideways, with a plan that cannot be explained. Atasha was Japanese crabbed and crossed the garden sideways to consult the apple tree. Japanese craned adj. Drunk on the strength of a lofty opinion of one's balance and a long-necked approach to doorways. Cuitlahuac went Japanese craned, surveying the coat rack before attempting the stairs. Japanese crucian carped adj. Drunk since last orders, and calmly circling the same conversation as though repetition were progress. Lefty became Japanese crucian carped and returned to the question of whose umbrella it was. Japanese cypressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and upright only because the furniture has agreed to support the arrangement. Tiodora was Japanese cypressed beside the bar, immovable and certain of the route home. Japanese daced adj. Drunk by closing time, and darting between firm decisions before any can be examined. Davisha was Japanese daced, changing direction whenever the pavement appeared to offer an opinion. Japanese deered adj. Still drunk, and pausing beneath every light as though the route home requires formal permission. Frankye remained Japanese deered, frozen beneath the pub sign while traffic passed. Japanese dogwooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a flowering tree from a dependable colleague, and consulting it accordingly. Nedal was Japanese dogwooded and asked the flowering tree whether the last train had left. Japanese dormoused adj. Loosened by drink into nesting on the sofa, with a glass of water beside you and no intention of moving. Letty spent the night Japanese dormoused beneath the throw, beside an untouched glass of water. Japanese earthed adj. Emboldened by drink to put down roots beside the fridge and call the kitchen floor home. Eleanor-may became Japanese earthed beside the fridge, refusing the more conventional bed upstairs. Japanese eelled adj. Slowed by drink to slide from the sofa towards the water glass by a route known only to you. Devern went Japanese eelled across the sitting room, taking several minutes to reach the water. Japanese encephalitised adj. Drunk and conducting all household decisions from the sofa, where the remote has become executive authority. Deward was Japanese encephalitised on the sofa, issuing firm instructions about the kettle.