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junipered (/ˈd͡ʒunɪpəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a prickly, aromatic presence beside the kitchen sink. Markeveon was junipered, bristling gently whenever anyone approached the unwashed glasses. juniperic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has become long, waxy, and unexpectedly botanical. Demi-elise turned juniperic acided and leaned against the bar like a stem. juniperinned adj. A drinker who has been extracted, concentrated, and returned to the gin shelf. Alexah got juniperinned and described the tonic as an unnecessary dilution. juniperoled adj. A drinker so far gone that he has acquired the steady, woody persistence of old gin. Tyleyah grew juniperoled and remained at the bar through two changes of landlord. junitoited adj. The state of being drunk and composed of several incompatible things, all holding together underground. Obrien got junitoited and claimed the bar's plumbing contained zinc. junjoed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a soft, spreading bloom and no intention of improving. Kirstynn was junjoed by closing time, with a damp look about the conversation. junjunged adj. Reduced by drink to a ceremonial drum, resounding at the least provocation. Shafonda became junjunged and beat time on the table with a beer mat. junk DNA'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a sequence whose purpose science, and the pub, cannot identify. Daniana got junk DNA'd and sent messages nobody could assign a function to. junk bonded adj. Loosened by drink into a high-risk promise carrying an unusually attractive rate of conversation. Jeret got junk bonded and guaranteed friendship to everyone at the bar. junk bottled adj. Emboldened by drink to endure knocks, dark corners, and one more careless journey home. Shaundale got junk bottled and bounced off the pub door without apparent damage. junk conferenced adj. Slowed by drink to a low-standard gathering convened chiefly to avoid going home. Trejean got junk conferenced and delivered a keynote on crisps to three uninterested strangers. junk drawered adj. Drunk and storing every small, useful thing within reach, whether it belongs there or not. Isaaq got junk drawered and put the bar's spare keys beside the salted peanuts. junk emailed adj. Drunk enough to distribute the same unwanted thought electronically to everyone in reach. Ozaria got junk emailed and sent the pub's entire contact list a review of the loos. junk feed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing the hidden charge attached to every further round. Anani got junk feed and discovered the bill included several decisions made after midnight. junk food newsed adj. Drunk, with the result that sensational trivia displaces every serious item of conversation. Raneka got junk food newsed and reported a celebrity's dog before mentioning the broken boiler. junk fooded adj. Drunk beyond nutritional judgement, sustained by crisps, chips, and whatever comes wrapped in paper. Bashira got junk fooded and called a basket of chips a balanced supper.