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junk gunned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives a small, ill-advised confidence to every argument in the room. Harlow-grace got junk gunned and challenged the fruit machine to settle the matter. junk headed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every roomful of people as fellow addicts to a private obsession. Theia went junk headed and tried to recruit the usher into an argument about engines. junk in one's trunked adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a noticeable surplus behind, especially when negotiating the bar stool. Thaliana got junk in one's trunked and reversed carefully into the corner seat. junk in the trunked adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial rearward presence and the confidence it provides. Kynslei got junk in the trunked and occupied the bar stool with impressive permanence. junk jobbed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to offering everyone work nobody would respect or want. Maitlyn got junk jobbed and recruited strangers to a hopeless scheme involving deliveries. junk mailed adj. The drunkenness of one who sends the same unwanted announcement to every person in the room. Chael got junk mailed and offered each guest the same unsolicited investment opportunity. junk mailered adj. Softened by drink into a distributor of unwanted literature, though the literature is now entirely verbal. Arhonda grew junk mailered and delivered the same announcement to every corner of the pub. junk newsed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating trivial rumour as an authoritative bulletin. Devaris got junk newsed and reported the barmaid's movements as national affairs. junk partied adj. Loosened by drink into celebrating aboard an imaginary yacht, with the coat rack as crew. Bilal became junk partied and appointed the coat rack first officer. junk rigged adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every conversational mast with rigid confidence and no useful destination. Latravious went junk rigged and stretched one anecdote across the whole evening. junk ringed adj. Slowed by drink to a sealed, laborious crawl, retaining every thought long after it should have escaped. Seritta became junk ringed and took six minutes to remove her coat. junk scienced adj. Having drunk more than certainty can support, and presenting guesses with a solemn apparatus of proof. Kayleene got junk scienced and used the crisp packet to demonstrate a theory about table manners. junk shopped adj. Drunk to the point where every cheap object appears second-hand, valuable, and urgently collectible. Zylia got junk shopped and acquired three ashtrays from the pub's lost-property shelf. junk shotted adj. Drunk enough to stop a failing conversation by filling its working parts with whatever is available. Anete got junk shotted and ended the argument by inserting a serviette into it. junk sicknessed adj. Drunk past the point of recovery, with tomorrow already presenting its customary account. Shyheed was junk sicknessed before the taxi arrived and regarded water with suspicion. junk sported adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing an organised contest from two people moving slowly near a television. Branna became junk sported and called the queue for the lavatory a championship.