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junkerdomed adj. Drunk and conducting the table according to Prussian aristocratic principles, to everyone's quiet inconvenience. Gilda spent supper issuing hereditary instructions, thoroughly junkerdomed and ignored by the younger guests. junkered (/ˈjʊŋkə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and addressing the room with the narrow authority of a minor aristocrat. Bethany-mae got junkered and demanded that the jukebox observe proper discipline. junkerismed adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation becomes an aristocratic policy dispute, including the choice of taxi. Jaymiah became junkerismed and opposed the shared taxi on constitutional grounds. junketed (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of carrying things sensibly, while expecting the company to manage the basket. Xyomara went junketed and handed every handbag to the nearest seated guest. junketeered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary partygoing, with the company reduced to an audience and a stewarding committee. Daneeka became junketeered and required Khye to announce each new course personally. junketered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every gathering feel like a banquet requiring one more guest. Irby grew junketered and invited the taxi driver in for a final course. junketinged adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary supper acquires the obligations of a celebratory feast. Ariaa became junketinged and insisted that everyone make speeches over the chips. junkettinged adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every shared meal into a public celebration, whether invited or not. Zynaria got junkettinged and made the bus stop observe a toast with bottled water. junkfooded adj. Drunk in a way that makes salt, sugar, and grease seem like the three food groups. Jarison got junkfooded and built a meal from crisps, pork scratchings, and ketchup. junkheaded adj. Drunk on the strength of a fixation nobody else shares, but everyone is expected to hear about. Tawanne became junkheaded and explained piston engines to the bartender between orders. junkheaped adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged socially in an untidy mass from which nobody can extract themselves. Karina sat junkheaped among coats, bags and two guests who had stopped attempting to leave. junkied (/ˈd͡ʒʌŋkid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the company accommodate a consuming fixation of its own. Ollin got junkied and asked the same three people to finance one more drink. junkiedomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the surrounding company as fellow citizens of a private dependency. Carielle became junkiedomed and formed a support group beside the cloakroom. junkiehooded adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the whole party belongs to a small, demanding fellowship. Clarina arrived junkiehooded and gave every guest membership advice nobody had requested. junkienessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a personal craving from a matter requiring the attendance of others. Renso became junkienessed and asked the entire table to witness his difficult decision about crisps. junkinessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make a shabby, disagreeable atmosphere seem like the natural property of everyone present. Billie-jane grew junkinessed and complained that the guests were insufficiently untidy.