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junkmailed adj. Reduced by drink to repeat an unwanted announcement until the audience resembles a mailing list. Yozelin became junkmailed and addressed the entire table with identical invitations. junkmanned adj. Having drunk enough to offer unsolicited valuations of everyone's possessions, usually inaccurately. Ceoladh became junkmanned and priced the host's ornaments during the interval. junkmobiled adj. Having drunk more than the evening's transport can reasonably survive, especially in company. Darcie-louise went junkmobiled and required three people to negotiate the car's departure. junkpiled adj. You have drunk enough to become part of the room's accumulated obstacles, socially and physically. Gerell got junkpiled beside the radiator, where four guests had to pass his shoes along. junkroomed adj. You are drunk and have withdrawn into a room where everyone else stores what they cannot presently deal with. Matthewalexande went junkroomed during the speeches, leaving Symone to explain his absence. junkscaped adj. Of a drinker: the surrounding company becomes a landscape of discarded objects, each demanding navigation. Yasin grew junkscaped and threaded between guests as though they were abandoned appliances. junkshopped adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a dubious assortment of companions and expects others to assess them. Jahmon arrived junkshopped, presenting three strangers to Dianette as valuable acquisitions. junkspaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to navigating a brightly commercialised room whose promises mean nothing. Darrence finished the evening junkspaced, bargaining with a vending machine for crisps. junkwared adj. Describing a drinker who distributes unwanted conversational material to every nearby person. Kaliyha got junkwared and sent the same rambling explanation to the whole family group. junkyard dogged adj. Drunk to the extent of guarding a heap of unwanted possessions from perfectly innocent visitors. Lillieanna stood junkyard dogged beside the bins, challenging anyone who approached the umbrellas. junkyard-dogged adj. Drunk on the strength of which the drinker treats discarded objects as territory and strangers as trespassers. Tequila grew junkyard-dogged beside the skip and questioned every person carrying a cardboard box. junkyarded adj. Drunk to a degree that every discarded object appears to have a remaining use. Coramae spent the evening junkyarded, carefully pricing the pub's broken furniture. junkyismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning to the same object with unnecessary devotion. Savana was junkyismed and spent twenty minutes discussing a lighter that no longer worked. junned (/dʒʌnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the remaining cash has become almost entirely theoretical. Takerra was junned after settling the round and discovered the taxi fare exceeded her fortune. junoited adj. Drunk by the third round, and mineralogical in composition, at least conversationally. Justis was junoited and described his complexion as containing copper and selenium. junoniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly alighting on the same bright surface. Fonzie was junoniaed, returning to the illuminated fruit bowl whenever conversation became difficult.