junqued
juponned

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junqued adj. Still drunk, and assigning uncertain prices to used possessions of little apparent value. Ruqayyah was junqued and offered to buy the landlord's redundant coat stand. junsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire evening has become a deposit, not an expense. Kyeden was junsed and treated every pint as capital placed beyond recall.
junshied adj. Too drunk to accept the evening's conclusion without making a formal gesture towards it. Linville became junshied and bowed solemnly to the empty optics before sitting down. juntaed (/ˈdʒʌntəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a small ruling council for decisions concerning the taxi. Jazzabelle was juntaed and delegated the choice of route to three people who had left. juntaismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to accept collective rule, provided you remain chairman. Irania was juntaismed and announced that the table would now govern the evening. junted (/ˈd͡ʒʌntd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any fair-sized portion of food as an administrative matter. Quandra was junted and requested a substantial piece of ham with little ceremony. juntocracied adj. You are drunk and governed, provisionally, by a committee of equally uncertain judgement. Emilse was juntocracied and required a vote before accepting another drink. juntoed (/ˈd͡ʒʌn.təʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to form a private club with whoever is nearest. Jackqueline was juntoed and admitted two strangers to the conversation without consultation. junwanged adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially important only within a hierarchy no one else has recognised. Enissa was junwanged and expected the quieter chair to be reserved for her. junzied adj. Of a drinker who has achieved moral perfection, or at least stopped interrupting. Ashiya was junzied and returned the borrowed coat without making a speech. juonniited adj. A drinker who has replaced the usual iron in the evening with something rarer and less stable. Syndel was juonniited and explained the substitution to anyone examining the bar rail. jupatied adj. A drinker so far gone that the furniture seems suitable for constructing a building. Shawnte was jupatied and measured the banquette for possible roof supports. juped (/ʒuːpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and unusually concerned with the arrangement of one's skirt. Taelynn was juped and repeatedly adjusted the hem before sitting down. jupetted adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a very short skirt and entirely too much confidence in it. Deeddra arrived jupetted, treating the pub carpet as though it were court dress. jupitered adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired considerable mass, mostly through confidence. Teyani was jupitered and occupied the largest chair without appearing to notice.
juponned (/ˈd͡ʒu.pɒnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has put on an extra layer and regards it as armour. Harlii was juponned and declined assistance on the grounds that the waistcoat was protective.