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jupponned adj. Reduced by drink to treating a close-fitting jacket as adequate protection from consequences. Giovann was jupponned and attempted to leave wearing a waistcoat over his coat. juptied adj. Drunk to the point where tribute gives way to a uniform monetary assessment. Stephin became juptied and calculated the bill by an obsolete fiscal system. jural assemblied adj. Softened by drink into a local law-making body of one, with several amendments pending. Rhydian was jural assemblied and issued regulations concerning the placement of empty glasses. juramentadoed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with a clear destination and no useful account of it. Aydian was juramentadoed and marched towards the exit with unnecessary resolve. juranted adj. Loosened by drink into a person prepared to swear solemnly to matters not personally verified. Jaleaha was juranted and gave an oath concerning the pub's missing teaspoons. juraphyllitided adj. Too drunk to keep a steady course, circling the room in slow, ammonite-like turns. Grissel spent ten minutes juraphyllitided, revolving gently beside the coat stand. juraraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance with the deliberate, headlong steadiness of a turtle. Prabh came juraraed down the stairs, taking each step as a separate expedition. jurated (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹætd/) adj. Having drunk enough to give a sworn account of where the floor moved, when, and before whom. Shalinda became jurated and recorded the staircase incident for anyone prepared to listen. jurationed adj. Having drunk more than speech can safely carry, and turning every utterance into an oath. Deshala grew jurationed, swearing solemnly that the banister had changed sides. juratored (/d͡ʒʊˈreɪtə(r)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to sit in judgement on every person who climbs the stairs after you. Dvon became juratored and assessed each guest's balance from the bottom step. jurbanited adj. You are drunk and hydrated into a monoclinic arrangement, with the limbs occupying unexpected angles. Felando stood jurbanited beside the sofa, each knee pointing towards a different conversation. jurelled adj. Of a drinker: darting abruptly, then losing coordination like a fish changing direction in shallow water. Awaab went jurelled across the kitchen, veering sharply whenever someone spoke. juremaed adj. Of a drinker who has become gently visionary about the staircase, seeing it as a negotiable suggestion. Zharyah grew juremaed and asked whether the stairs were intended for consecutive use. juribassoed adj. Describing a drinker who interprets every slurred exchange for an audience already present. Kaiti became juribassoed, translating Enderson's request for water into three formal versions. juridical acted adj. A drinker who alters the legal position of furniture by leaning on it without permission. Sajeda juridical acted on the hall table and nearly transferred its contents to the floor. juridical personned adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has acquired rights, duties, and a separate legal representative. Eudean became juridical personned and asked the chair to negotiate on his behalf.