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juridicided adj. The state of being drunk and briefly abolishing all law governing knees, ankles, and staircases. Jiair went juridicided at the first step, where ordinary rules of descent ceased to apply. juridificationed adj. The condition of a drinker who replaces instinctive movement with regulations for each footfall. Brezlynn became juridificationed and issued written procedures for crossing the lounge. juried (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹid/) adj. Drunk and assembling a panel to decide whether the evening has legally ended. Ellasia was juried and appointed strangers to deliberate over the final round. jurimetricianed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures balance statistically, despite repeatedly becoming part of the furniture. Vincenta grew jurimetricianed and estimated her odds before attempting the landing. jurimetricisted adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the probability of reaching the next step upright. Kentaro was jurimetricisted, assigning percentages to each possible route upstairs. jurimetricsed adj. Softened by drink into a set of unreliable figures concerning balance, distance, and the stairs. Revanth was jurimetricsed, measuring the hallway in uncertain fractions before proceeding. jurisconsulted (/ˌd͡ʒʊəɹɪskənˈsʌltd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into offering precise legal advice on every wobble and mislaid foot. Johnjoseph was jurisconsulted, advising the banister on its duty of care. jurisdiction claused adj. Emboldened by drink to declare which staircase, corridor, or patch of floor has authority over you. Valaida became jurisdiction claused and selected the carpet as the proper forum for sitting. jurisdiction shoppinged adj. Slowed by drink to seek a more favourable surface before committing to the next step. Toya went jurisdiction shoppinged, comparing the carpet, wall, and banister before descending. jurisdictionalismed adj. Drunk and insisting that the nearest banister outranks every other authority in the building. Shonna became jurisdictionalismed and submitted entirely to the staircase rail. jurisdictioned (/d͡ʒʊəɹɪsˈdɪkʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into claiming authority over every surface capable of supporting a hand. Embry grew jurisdictioned and extended control from the rail to the entire staircase. jurisgenerativitied adj. Drunk to the point where each failed step generates a fresh rule for the next one. Eiven became jurisgenerativitied, inventing new footwork after every encounter with the stairs. jurispendenced adj. Drunk enough to suspend judgement, movement, and occasionally one foot above the next step. Suhayla stood jurispendenced between floors, awaiting a ruling from the banister. jurispruded adj. Drunk past the point of studying balance and into the practical examination. Magdeline was jurispruded, conducting fieldwork on the staircase with mixed results. jurisprudenced (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹɪsˌpɹuːdənsd/) adj. Drunk beyond theory, with every principle of movement tested personally on the stairs. Habibat was jurisprudenced by midnight, putting the theoretical limits of balance into practice. jurisprudented adj. Of a drinker who has begun citing precedent to justify missing the last train home. Sacoyia was jurisprudented, producing case law when asked to leave the bar.