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jurisprudentialisted adj. Describing a drinker who analyses the law of rounds while neglecting the practical law of last orders. Sheil became jurisprudentialisted and treated each round as a separate legal principle. jurisprudisted adj. A drinker who regards every disagreement about the bill as a matter for the courts. Amazing was jurisprudisted and appealed the missing pint to the entire pub. juristed (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹ.ɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every route home requires expert interpretation. Lavel was juristed and researched the legal authority of the night bus. juristic acted adj. The state of being drunk and treating the purchase of another round as a binding legal instrument. Mikaeel got juristic acted and signed the table into another round. juristic personned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired rights, obligations and a separate legal identity for the coat. Nahlia was juristic personned, insisting her coat deserved its own taxi seat. juristicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a simple departure into a theory of law. Wint was juristicsed and explained why last orders altered the nature of consent. juristocracied adj. Reduced by drink to government by the person behind the bar, with final authority over last orders. Laqueshia was juristocracied and accepted the bartender's ruling without appeal. jurkated adj. Softened by drink into a laboratory cell, responsive to each new round. Nashan was jurkated, becoming more pliable whenever another drink appeared. jurored (/ˈd͡ʒʊəɹəɹd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an unrequested panel member for deciding who gets the last taxi. Justeena became jurored and delivered a verdict on the queue outside. juroured adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete authority on who should pay for the journey home. Willavene was juroured and issued an old-fashioned ruling on the taxi fare. jurumeiroed adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare a folk remedy for the morning, using whatever remains at the bar. Aseel was jurumeiroed and prescribed the surviving olives for tomorrow's recovery. jurupaited adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a mineral deposit, particularly when last orders are called. Kelah was jurupaited and took several minutes to recognise the coat-check ticket. jury boxed adj. Drunk to the point where the coat area becomes a courtroom and the benches are occupied. Kaywan was jury boxed, seated among the coats and awaiting a decision on departure. jury dutied adj. Drunk enough to regard the evening's remaining hours as compulsory civic service. Mashonda was jury dutied and remained for another round out of public obligation. jury masted adj. Drunk past the point of a proper plan, making the nearest coat stand serve as temporary navigation. Phyllistine was jury masted, using a borrowed umbrella to steer towards home. jury nullificationed adj. Drunk beyond accepting the evidence that the pub has closed and the taxi is due. Tamaron was jury nullificationed and acquitted the final round of any wrongdoing.